These are guaran-damn-teed good, folks. Evil Tortie's Dad still has the 2010 Dharma card I gave him.
I gave my mom a Yoda as a thank you for doing most of my wedding planning. She loved that little guy. He sat on her spice rack. Mom also liked Dr. McCoy.
Ha! I used to take my mom to Star Wars movies back in the day (You know, originally).
A ram. It was cheaper back in the day, but we'd have to do comparison pricing nowadays. Still, it's worth it to keep from offending people, right?
Will your mom adopt me? She sounds awesome. I'll meet you at Lessons and Carols.
I think he was saying "It wasn't my fault! Please don't blame me!"
I was (mostly) grown-up when it aired.

It was... not that good to begin with if you were above the age of reason.

And it got less-gooder in the 2nd season, so you didn't miss much.

Probably a shout-out, little in-joke tribute.
This guy has been warned and moved several times b/c he does this all the time.

There will not be another such interruption.

Carry on killing zombies, all.

So I know what I'm asking Santa for this year.
These are sweet. But shouldn't there also be one with the logo for whatever the team was that Jayne supported? (Can't remember the name right now)

I've heard that people who read Chinese look at it and politely inquire "That says..." and are told "Yes, I know. It's supposed to."

I would get one of these, but $100 is about what it will cost to fix my glasses, and being able to see takes priority over wardrobe.

I would haz a sad.

The internet would collapse, but we wouldn't notice while we were covered in rats.

That is the most amazing thing I've seen in several days.
+1 for mentioning Artie. (sigh) He was so great.
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