FiveLiters commented on LG Projector Phone Is Like a Media-Throwing Web Shooter

"Well,this takes "talk to the hand" to a whole 'nother level..."

FiveLiters commented on E-Ball: the Power-Brick-Friendly Power Strip, From Space

"@Platypus Man: Sounds like some kind of marital aid,lol@DaSmith: "Ball-E"?"

FiveLiters commented on Adorable iPod USB Stick Will Melt Any Apple Hater's Heart

"Looks like an albino Frownie from Eat-N-Park to me."

FiveLiters commented on Laundry Concept Hides Washing Machine In Lounge Chair

"I thought they kept all the pods in the basement for a reason...?"

FiveLiters commented on Sony Gets Serious With Another Next-Gen Display Tech: FED, Like CRT But Really Thin

"@oldmanstan: That's why the guy in the photo is wrapped in aluminum foil,lol"

FiveLiters commented on U.S. Travelers Lose 12,000 Laptops Every Week

"I am traveling this Dec,and in no way do I plan on putting my laptop in my checked luggage!"

FiveLiters commented on Firefox Claims World Download Record (No One Disputes It)

"And here I thought that Verne Troyer $ex tape would have beat the record so easily..."

FiveLiters commented on 10 Gadgety Reasons Why I Love America

"That boob-plaque thing would be a much...bigger motivator than those dumb 'employee-of-the-month" awards they give out at work! Wonder if the music it plays is by Oingo Boingo?"

FiveLiters commented on Microsoft Midori Is a Secret Post-Windows Operating System

"@Don Tobin: @frigg: Microsoft released this years ago... [www.midori-world.com] Oh...my bad...guess this means there's no truth to "project Jaegermeister" then either...darn!"

FiveLiters commented on Linksys Should Re-Think Their Router Naming Conventions

"Remember when the Army used to run that commercial with the kid who "used to work in a burger joint,but is now a multi-channel communications equipment officer",which basically translated into "he uses a walkie-talkie"?"

FiveLiters commented on Amphibious RV is the Perfect Vehicle for, uh, Somebody, I'm Sure

"@itchytooth: I actually saw this on TV a long time ago...it was just one guy who developed it,and I remember he said when he was working on the prototype and drove it into the water,a guy who was nearby ran and jumped in the lake to "save" him,as he thought he'd had a heart attack or something and unintentionally drove in. Someone was probably a bit upset shortly thereafter,and I don't think it was the RV creator!"

FiveLiters commented on UMan Robot Teaches Itself How to Use Objects

"If that thing "found and manipulated" what is under some people's beds...!"

FiveLiters commented on Cardboard Bicycle Costs Just $30, Don't Leave It Out in the Rain

"Reminds me of the skit they did on SNL once with "the Adobe" car,lol I don't suppose he chains the bike up when he is out,since the bike thief will just take it with a pair of scissors!"

FiveLiters commented on Konepan Bread Maker Turns Your Loaves into Bunnies

"I guess the bread will be "protein enriched",judging from the Freudian slip Addy made in the last sentence...!"

FiveLiters commented on Attempt at Escalator Spinning Fails Miserably

"Escalator video-this is what happens when you don't have boobies to counteract and balance the gravitational forces of spinning. Marine video-wasn't quite what I thought it would be. Stripper video-this is what happens when you have Too Much Boobies and your gravitational force is thrown waaay off-kilter!"

FiveLiters commented on Pop-Up Hotel Rooms

"Prostitutes everywhere rejoice!"

FiveLiters commented on Spock Ears Make Me Say "Knit Long and Prosper"

"Today's word:"regift"!"

FiveLiters commented on Ozone Concept Car is Wheely Eco-Friendly

"Wonder if this was the inspiration for that... [www.sandisk.com] Suddenly,drive-throughs and toll booths present new and interesting challenges..."