Freddie Freelance commented on Screw Volleyball, We're Waiting For Olympic Aeroball

"Screw the Olympics, I want that "Cut the Jive, Lets Play Aeroball" on a T-Shirt!"

Freddie Freelance commented on Thanks to Our Sponsors

"I'm sorry, but there's no way to Unscrew America."

Freddie Freelance commented on Homo Sapiens Must Be Stopped!

"Sounds like they're taking a shot at the "Shaver Mystery"'s Teros vs."

Freddie Freelance commented on Forget Road Warriors — When The World Ends I'm Getting A Plane

"@Thorfin: Of course it's just a cartoon, but when someone says "I wonder how that'd really work" I just enjoy looking into how it might really work."

Freddie Freelance commented on Forget Road Warriors — When The World Ends I'm Getting A Plane

"Biofuels can be used to power airplane engines."

Freddie Freelance commented on 20 Things That Should Be Their Own Genres (But Aren't)

"@addison21: Hell, they've already done two of those plots."

Freddie Freelance commented on Six WorldCon Breakout Stars to Watch

"No "F.I.A.W.O.L./Filk-singer to Watch" award?"

Freddie Freelance commented on Universe's Greatest Garbage Ship Finally Conquers DVD

"@crashedpc: Make that Gold & Silver Lamé Hot Pants! The Bettys are still celebrities in Louisville, Ky.: [copiousnotes.typepad.com]"

Freddie Freelance commented on How to Track io9 at Comic-Con

"I was just going to sit on the Tin Fish's patio with a Beer & a Fish Taco and shout "AnnaLeeeeeee!"

Freddie Freelance commented on You Are Being Watched By Alien Phalanx Monsters

"I for one welcome our..."

Freddie Freelance commented on This Week's TV: Giant Rats, Alien Sex, And Stuart Gordon's Ultimate Horror

"The best reason I know to watch Robocop 2 is to watch my Daughter's Ex get torn in half."

Freddie Freelance commented on What's the Singular of "Fish"?

"Add killer Red Tide algal blooms fed by fertilizer runoff, swarms of killer Jelly Fish whose natural enemies have been overfished, Giant Squid coming up to the Continental Shelf, and a swirl of plastic & garbage larger than the Continental United States in the middle of the Pacific Ocean."

Freddie Freelance commented on Leon Theremin: Rocker, Lover, KGB Agent

"@Lizzie24601: As a lover of both the Theremin & Kazoo I'd love to see that skit, and I bet the flailing Death Throes added to the comedy of the performance. In the original recording of "Good Vibrations" the Theremin sound was performed by Paul Tanner on his Electro-Theremin or Tannerin, which does use a slide for pitch control & a knob for volume, and a copy of the original Tannerin is currently used by Brian Wilson in concert, but Wilson actually used an ondes Martenot, another Theremin-sounding musical instrument, for concerts & TV appearances from the '60s to '90s."

Freddie Freelance commented on Moon Party with Major Matt Mason and Buddies, 1968

"@Zantor: Nice work if you can get it!"

Freddie Freelance commented on Moon Party with Major Matt Mason and Buddies, 1968

"I used to dream in Major Matt Mason commercials."

Freddie Freelance commented on The Creature From The Black Lagoon Reemerges Gill By Gill

"I don't understand, did they wait for Ben Chapman to die before doing this?"

Freddie Freelance commented on 21 Ways To Eradicate Campiness From Science Fiction

"Re: Go-Go Boots, you can't beat Raquel Welch doing the SciFo Go-Go Girl thing: "

Freddie Freelance commented on Clubs of the Future with Mick Jagger, Jerry Hall, and Crazy Outfits!

"@Cantonkid: Or Geoff Murphy's previous directing outing, also starring Emilio Estavez: Young Guns II. This could've been such a great movie, being based on Robert Sheckley's novel Immortality, Inc, where disembodied Assassins chase the hero into Zombie haunted sewers and billionaires attempt suicide by hiring Man Hunters to chase them down. O yeah, and the ending of the book didn't suck."