Front_Towards_Enemy commented on 6 Common Food-Safety Misconceptions

"Its nice to know that our overlords at Consumerist HQ keep their Kittehs in the fridge in order to reduce spoilage. There is nothing worse in universe than a spoiled cat."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on iPhone 3G Activations Fail Nationwide

"I just have this vision of Steve Jobs calmly walking about Apple HQ randomly shooting people who are in-charge of the activation servers."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on The 10 Healthiest Foods For Under $1

"Dinner Ketteh sez: DO NOT WANT! Well, maybe the eggs."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Where Should The Consumerist Customer Service Story Slam Meet?

"Sweet Smokin Jeebus....does the world really end at the NYC city limits ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Roll A Double 20 To Meet Centaur Leela In Futurama DVD

"+1 since Mom is in the movie. The only thing that could possibly make it better is if the Robot Mafia makes an appearance...especially Clamps....heh."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on New "Earth Stood Still" Isn't Just Eco-Horror

"Actually, the moment in the trailer where Klaatu (Reeves) is asked "Did you come here to invade Earth" His reply "You really need to let me go...now"."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Space Nuptials Open Door For Inter Species Wedding Parties

"All this nonsense will come to a grinding halt the moment one of these "specialty" flights to space ends-up as a smoldering crater on earth due to sheer stupidity."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Midwest Airlines CEO Takes 40% Pay Cut

"Hmmm, if only United would even remotely start thinking in that direction......[www.chicagotribune.com]"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Tex Avery Introduces “The House of Tomorrow” in 1949

""NO!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Hancock Is A Filthy Dirty Cheater

"My rule still holds true: The longer the trailer...the worse the movie."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?

"@Emmanuel Goldstein: Damn you Goldstein!!!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Judge Orders Wal-Mart To Pay $6.5 Million For Violating Labor Laws

"Gee Golly...you would have thought that they would gotten the message the first time they got their asses handed to them. I wonder how many more times Walmart* will keep doing this before someone in the boardroom finally says "You know, that wasn't such a good idea after all....""

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on 11 Healthiest Foods You're Not Eating

"I thought of hell would be me sitting there being served Sardines & prunes."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Top Ten Best Car Ads Of The 1970s

"Yeah, Khan selling me leather seats tops em all."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Now that Countrywide has been

"Ohhhh, just wanna bet that buried deep within the Countrywide / BOA / Government Bailout paperwork there is a teensy-weensy clause that claims that BOA is exempt for any liablility from Countrywide ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Car Sales Plummet: Automakers Just Don't Make The Cars You Want

"Oh yes, buy a Prius....and be gouged by the Dealers. [www.consumeraffairs.com]"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

"Dammit...all that heart-stopping food made me hungry! Now I'm Jones'n for a Fried Dough and a Sausage Sub with onions n' peppers. @ElizabethD: Ever been to the Portugues feast down in New Bedford ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on 13 Headlines The Consumerist Editors Wish They Could Write

""Last remaining Walmart* closes its doors forever" (Ok, I'm already hating the asterisk)"