Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Who's Smiling Now? Enzyte Scammer Gets 25 Years In Prison

"This douche was so arrogant that he had his logo plastered on NASCAR vehicle. [www.jayski.com]"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on So-Called PBS "Production Company" Sues Blogger For $20 Million

"Why do I think that Vision Media Television is really two guys and a phonebook ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on United Airlines Thinks You're Willing To Pay $9 For A Snack

""Are you going to pay $9 for a United Airlines sandwich?" The better question might be: "With all these fees, am I ever going to fly United again?""

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on io9 Seeks Two Fall Interns

"I'd do it if they gave me a pirate ship."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on The Imperial Forces Overrun Home Of America's Liberal Elite

""Commander...you may fire at will!" /palpatine Please...please..oh please..."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Sorry About The Rocks In Your Raisin Bread. Here's $5.

"Whew!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Pump Gas In The Morning To Save Money? Nah.

"@illtron: Make it more entertaining by hitting reply-all instead of reply when sending them to Snopes :-D Shame sometimes works wonders on people."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Mad Men Is Stimulating Consumerism In The Midst Of A Recession

"No no ...NO!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Walmart Says You Can't Scan That 1925 Family Portrait, Because Copyright Lasts Forever

"It really pains me that many people nowadays don't even bother with the "thinking" thing and simply listen & believe things because someone told them it is true."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Fred Meyer Says Cheese Is Not A Dairy Product

"They should have watched Monty Python's Life of Brian: "He said blessed thou are the cheesemakers!" "Well, not so much the cheesemakers bu the makers of various diary products" "Oh, well there you go ....big nose""

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Malicious Oil Change? Jiffy Lube Ruined My Oil Plug "On Purpose"

"Or...they used a meteric tool on a non meteric nut (or vice-versa)"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Malicious Oil Change? Jiffy Lube Ruined My Oil Plug "On Purpose"

"Looks and sounds like the JiffyLube tech stripped the nut head."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Catch the Perseid Meteor Shower Tonight

"@Trai_Dep: Why do you have to inject politics in every freaking discussion ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on America's 15 Hardest Drinking Cities

"Booya!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Ciao

"If Meg's in-charge, then every post will have a kitteh for a pic."

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on American Airlines Does Its Best To Make Sure Frequent Flier Miles Are Totally Worthless

"Hey wait ?"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Hershey's "Kissables" No Longer Legally Considered "Milk Chocolate"?

"Thank god they left the resinous glaze, & carnauba wax in the ingrediants else i'd be calling for a boycott!!!!"

Front_Towards_Enemy commented on Verizon Changes DSL Without Your Permission, Demands Multiple Fees To Fix It

"Yuck ? I prefer ick(y) myself ;-P"