<![CDATA[Comments from Frozen-Tex]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Frozen-Tex]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on More New Joker-Isms From The Dark Knight]]> @braak: Back in the 70's, I had a little "Superman Digest" that explained he didn't need to shave, because under Earth's yellow sun, his beard didn't grow...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Would Robin Ruin The Christopher Nolan Bat-Movies?]]> I'd see it if they went the "Dark Knight Returns" route and made robin a girl...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on First Awful Glimpse Of Keanu Reeves As Klaatu]]> "Oddly enough, he looks just like Keanu Reeves."

Ummm... Whodja think he was gonna look like?

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Secret Origins Of Vader's Apprentice And Dr. Horrible]]> "What's a tortoise?"

"Know what a turtle is?"

"Of course I know what a turtle is!"

"Saaame thing..."

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on New Official Details About Hellboy 2, Transformers 2, Heroes And Sarah Connor Chronicles]]> "Also, Clark has a surprise for Lois when he returns to Metropolis."

He discovered a Kryptonian version of an Austin Powers-esque pump...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Teal'c Spills His Stargate Knowledge, Trashes The Trek]]> @Fwiffo: comic timing, military action and one liners, SG-1

"Who's your daddy?!"

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Our Weirdest Hulk And Doctor Who Rumors -- Confirmed!]]> Since the opening of "Hulk" is apparently flashbacks, then the Stark Industries weapons are likely pre-Tony's conversion. And besides, just 'cause he decides to stop building weapons, doesn't mean all his old stock just vanishes.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Cool and Crap Awards of the Week]]> Oooh, look at all the cool hipsters, hating on the big-budget franchise movie! Talk about seeing something coming from a mile away...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Two More Spideys To Film Back-To-Back]]> @theslik1: Yeah, in the comics, wasn't MJ a supermodel and soap actress? Like, hotter than Dunst?

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Timegasms Are Not Pretty]]> The film was sadly historically INaccurate (the French didn't have archers with bows; they had Genoese crossbowmen) and the time travel sequence was ruined from the novel. And of course the friend had a noticably French accent; He was French! Because the team had been at an archeological dig in... France! (although the whole thing was filmed in Quebec, with a fake castle; another disappointment).

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Is Optimus Prime Getting A Makeover In Transformers 2? See For Yourself]]> Will the Python be named Monty? Or is Olive its name, rather than a description?

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Discover What Makes Tony Stark Tick In Iron Man]]> Aw, Stefen Speelburg haz a sad?
Can he haz a cheezburger?

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on The Most Sensational, Inspirational, Celebrational Toys From A Galaxy Far, Far Away]]> I woulda liked Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Yoda... not like any of this is new, though; I remember seeing Gonzo as Vader when I was a kid.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Too Much Info About Transformers 2 And Caprica!]]> @tetracycloide: They've been looking in my pants again...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Too Much Info About Transformers 2 And Caprica!]]> @NefariousNewt: "Dinobots! Do tail stuff!"

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Bill And Ted's Completely Unnecessary Remake]]> "like instead of being the saviors of a future world, Bill and Ted are actually patsies, given a time machine by someone who wants to wreck history but doesn't want his/her fingerprints all over it. And then Bill and Ted have to undo all the damage they've done. That would be totally excellent."

Your ideas fascinate me, and I wish to read your blog... oh, wait...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Scott Baio Is 21 ... And Telekinetic [NSFW]]]> @Falconfire: Kinda scary how much that ship looks like the Enterprise NX from "Enterprise".

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Learn Who Dies In The Next Smallville!]]> @braak:

"Awesome cat!"

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Learn Who Dies In The Next Smallville!]]> @braak: Of course everything will explode. Because it'll be AWESOME!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Learn Who Dies In The Next Smallville!]]> @Chimaera: I hate those bastard producers of "Dukes" for destroying so many copies of a fine automobile. At least "Barricade" is made from a current production car.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Learn Who Dies In The Next Smallville!]]> 2 Barricades = 1 model for close-ups/"actors" prop, 1 model to wreck in stunts (notice the car on the right has no light bar).

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Daleks' Ultimate Aim Revealed (NSFW)]]> Incidentally, why are the Daleks shooting tiny fried eggs at the women?

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Daleks' Ultimate Aim Revealed (NSFW)]]> I have never had any problems with auto-starting clips, PLUS a software glitch that prevented any video from playing on my work computer seems to be fixed, so BRING ON THE THIRD CLIP!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Smallville Sells Out, Invites You Along]]> @92BuickLeSabre: I get a little Big Red in the face over the product placements, but as long as they occasionally show off a scantily-clad Chiclet, I'll continue to get my Thrills from "Smallville".

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Want to Invent an Alien Language?]]> @tetracycloide: Yes! English (for instance) hasn't evolved straight outta german, it's a polyglot fulla words from many other languages...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Smallville Sells Out, Invites You Along]]> @MarlboroTestMonkey7: Assuming you mean LOIS, agreed. Of course, she'll also have to mention out loud that it's Victoria's Secret, and tell him where/when/how she bought it. That sadi, the show needs MORE scantily-clad Erica Durance!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on What Scifi Dream World Would You Rather Be Trapped Inside?]]> @Imipolex_G-Unit: To this day, that horse creeps me out.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Bad Movie Physics: A Report Card]]> @IconoclasticFlow: Exposure to Vacuum: at the end of "Rez", the Alien/Human hybrid gets its ass sucked out a hole in a window...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Bad Movie Physics: A Report Card]]> Hardly fair to include "Star Wars" under "Easy to communicate with aliens", since all the "aliens" lived under a Galactic Republic/Empire with a common ruling/governing language. There was obviously multi-lingualism (Han/Chewie understand each other, Lando/Nien, Uncle Owen/Jawas, etc...) and use of translator droids.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Smallville Sells Out, Invites You Along]]> @Bluecell: Afterwards, they chewed some gum to get rid of the taste of vomit in their mouths.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Smallville Sells Out, Invites You Along]]> @92BuickLeSabre: Sounds like you've got a real Beeman's in your bonnet!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Dead Industrial-Era Ships Sink in Arctic Ice]]> @Macloserboy: It's io9's love of all things even remotely "dystopian";

Dystopia! Say it loud and it's like singing!
Say it soft, and it's like praying...

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Smallville Sells Out, Invites You Along]]> They did this already a year or two ago with Ford; Chloe got a new Ford Fusion she was really proud of, and during commercial breaks for the same episode, the WB announced a contest sponsored by Ford and "Smallville" to win a new Fusion!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Which Scifi Villain Would You Elect President?]]> Anubis '08 - I shall share power with no one, and if elected, I promise you your death shall be quick and meaningless!

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Which Scifi Villain Would You Elect President?]]> @1369ic: "Oh, God..."
"Oh, Zod!"

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Which Scifi Villain Would You Elect President?]]> Of course, if "Change" is what you're after, than a better Goa'uld than Ra would be Anubis; a candidate willing to destroy ALL LIFE in the galaxy in order to create something suited to his personal tastes.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Eight of the Oddest Inspirations for the Coolest Science Fiction Machines]]> @Whyaduck: Legs are just part of it; arms are next.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Which Scifi Villain Would You Elect President?]]> @92BuickLeSabre: I see no Klingons on this list... Khan was Indian, if I remember correctly (Khan Noonian Singh).

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Which Scifi Villain Would You Elect President?]]> Palpatine/Vader '08 - Because "Change" is insignificant next to the power of the force.

]]> <![CDATA[Frozen-Tex commented on Eight of the Oddest Inspirations for the Coolest Science Fiction Machines]]> I've seem footage of that exoskeleton working; pretty cool stuff!

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