"He also comes with a sword that is not attached*"
*The other sword is his penis
-Captain Hammer
If you wanted to make a bit of cash, you could buy a bunch of cheap safes, put them on ebay and say that you bought them at a rummage sale/flea market/estate sale, and people will snap them up, just because of this story >.>
I'll spend a bit of time trying to piece together what I remember from each group, but I find if I dwell on just one, it tends to make the other groups less likely to be recalled.
...I hate rockets.