IchabodCrane commented on Can You Meet The io9 Spoiler Photo Caption Challenge?

"-Remember kids, Knight Rider says "Say no to crack!""

IchabodCrane commented on What Kind Of Alien Invasion Are We Hoping For?

"-Why would aliens even want to invade?"

IchabodCrane commented on Spacecrafts to Unravel Earth's Mysteries or Destroy It

"-Just what we need, an excuse for "Space Cowboys II""

IchabodCrane commented on Björk From Ork: The Singer's Sci-Fi Roots!

"-Never mind her music, Bjork is one of the most attractive people I have ever seen."

IchabodCrane commented on McCain Acknowledges the "Lights Over Arizona" Were UFOs

"-Heh, I'll bet John McCain remmembers when UFO's brought the dinosaurs to Earth!"

IchabodCrane commented on The 20 Best Worst Science Fiction Movies Of All Time

"-Lets see if I understand, this post is a list of scifi movies that are not great classics, but you can watch them time and time again?"

IchabodCrane commented on Scientists Race to Develop Political Bullshit Detector, All Dials Pegged at 11

"-Is the politican's mouth open?Bullsh*t detected!That was easy, now how about inventing a "when will the cable guy show up" detector?"

IchabodCrane commented on Not Even Naked Cast Members Can Save Knight Rider From Itself

"-Don't do that so early in morning!I see the headline "Knight Rider" "Naked Cast" and BANG the image of The Hoff in the nude appears in my head. *shower* Unclean, must scrub the evil away, unclean..."

IchabodCrane commented on Alien Table Will Spit Acid And Rip Apart Your Ikea Crap

"-Am I the only one who noticed where the alien's teeth are located?Think about it, you're sitting in a chair, pulled up to this table and *CHOMP* you now sing in a higher key... Junk + Teeth = Bad, M'kay. (sound of male io9'ers crossing legs nervously...)"

IchabodCrane commented on Longlived, Cancer-Free Rodents Offer Possible Cures for Human Aging

"-Immortal, cancer free rats? I for one welcome our new rodent overlords. (That joke just never gets old does it)"