Nothing about Bare Wench 2: Scared Topless ? I'm disappointed Charlie Jane, you appear to be slipping ;)
Coz i'm Ewok Ewok like a Sunday Icecream Yeah i'm Ewok Ewok like a Sunday Icecream
OMG. I've been waiting for my superhero movies to be re-invented. Thanks Joe for making this happen for me. On the other hand: Breaking peoples expectations is one of the golden rules of retail. If someone enjoys what you do you must do it every time they come. if you deviate from your norm then the customer feels uncomfortable and is less likely to return. I'd say Joe is making a lose/lose bet by claiming it will be different. If it isnt different everyone just accepts he lied and moves on, it if is different but sux then he succeeded but lost customers.
@JimBonJovi: I wouldn't be surprised if when it does happen it just falls together and is fine right off the bat. It seems like one of those stupidly complex things that once they get past it' s insanity will be incredibly simple and safe.
The brain eating scene from Hannibal. If anyone other than Hopkins had done it i think it would of been comical but with him there it gets added to the worst nightmare list. [www.youtube.com]
@Srum: It is always the wise man who has the backup plan
@crashedpc - Haifisch: Well the mole-buffalo are especially tasty this year (or so i have been told)
When watching the video i kept waiting for the camera to get knocked and then swallowed by something with very very big teeth.
Are we taking bets on when the first Dope plant will be found ?
@gorehound: i must admit to really disliking the idea of being turned into a zombie because of martian spooge.
One day a scientist is going to get stoned and lick one of those mars meteorites, the bacteria in his mouth will interact with the dormant bacteria in the meteorite and some time not long after Will Smith will be walking down a street alone.
I wonder if the Skysharks have figured out that during Bliss is the best time to attack.
@crashedpc - Haifisch: If by fever you mean ... and if by dream you mean ... then yes i think so.
@crashedpc - Haifisch: Well there is that but i figured that it would take a few hours to find, write, edit, watch and post.
@crashedpc - Haifisch: The Curious Dr. Humpp sounds like a nice family movie
My hard drive is already full of Sexorcists, Sextremists And Interstellar Sexplorers but i dont have any Deep Jaws (featuring "nympho mermaids") Charlie Jane what are you doing at 4am that you come up with these ?
@crashedpc - Haifisch: What do you think Skysharks feed on? I thought you knew that Skybuffalo where what caused thunder when they stampeded and there stampeding is mostly caused by them being spooked by Skysharks.
@firstanointed: I think RAID is the perfect solution, you can toss it in the sharks mouths and shoot it so it explodes and then it will rain down on the giant bugs. Of course you would have to be careful of the fires below and turning the sky into a giant fireball.
@Srum: Yes it would but having them wet themselves in terror wouldn't really make a good date (for most people).
@crashedpc - Haifisch: BBQ, buffalo, sweat & sour ? mmmmm BBQ skyshark wings
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