I could get into how ridiculously hyperbolic this article is, but I have a far simpler way to derail your argument: the friends I have who own non-iPhone iOS devices really don't spend that much time on them. They don't have a mobile data connection, so I couldn't message them while they're out and about, and once they get in, they tend to just turn on their computers and start up Windows Live or some other multiprotocol I.M. client, because they'd rather type on a keyboard than a touch screen.
As such, this is almost completely useless for people who don't have many friends with iPhones.
(Just so we're clear, I actually own and use a MacBook Pro, an iPad and an iPhone, and I still think this article is ridiculous.)
My iPad would have to disagree with you on that one.
It's a multiprotocol IM client that integrates with iMessage. I really don't see what's so special about it. Particularly since it doesn't support any of the chat clients used by the majority of people in the UK, like Facebook chat and Windows Live. And the iMessage integration's only useful for people who have an awful lot of friends with iPhones.
The one guy I know who has an iPhone always has an I.M client open on his phone anyway, and other smartphone platforms, like Android and WinPho, either have their own multiprotocol I.M. clients available, or integrate instant messaging into the Messaging application.
I just don't see what's so special about Messages. It all just feels like hyperbole.
Seriously, this article is ridiculous.
Combine that with the gorgeous visuals, fantastic soundtrack, and - if you'll pardon my crass words - the incredible hotness of Olivia Wilde in a TRON-suit thing, and you get a thoroughly enjoyable film that more than lives up to its predecessor.
Take a look at these versions of the story:
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If you separate the story from the sensationalism, it's clear that Notch made the offer seriously, and was simply unprepared for the amount of money that would be required. Now, you could certainly fault him for that, but Kotaku's headline is misleading.
My Shepard's isn't even from Earth, for christ's sake.
In Mass Effects 1 and 2, some of the dialogue was automated, but it was just the fluff, the random little words that made up the conversation. I had a say in all the important decisions that determined Shepard's motivations and personality. I could control, at least to some extent, all the character-defining moments in the series. I fear that some of that control may have been wrested from the player in Mass Effect 3
Earthborn Shep had a rough time of it, but the entire planet certainly isn't a shit hole. The majority of people aren't even all that eager to pack their bags and move off-world; the Alliance has to offer massive incentives to prospective colonists to get them to go.
Nuclear power makes the satellites multipurpose!
Are you Red, son?
Nanotechnology could well be 343's explanation for the armour changes, but I could see them easily coming up with any number of other explanations, from Forerunner upgrades to Cortana getting bored in between games, releasing the Chief from cryo, and fucking around with his armour using salvaged tech from the Forward Unto Dawn and some maintenance bots. Or any combination thereof.
I, too, hope the explanation is at least plausible under established canon, and I'm at least reasonably confident that it will.
I'm 17, in case you were wondering.
The characters in B5, Farscape and TNG were compelling; compelling does not equal angsty, angry and completely fucked up. My issue is that, in modern science fiction, writers seem to just use those qualities to make their characters seem deep and interesting.