Kreachure commented on Lost Season Five May Be Different Than You Expected

""The Twin Towers of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy"? Ah, I see, you're of those who believe that Tolkien wrote Rings as an allegory of 9/11..."

Kreachure commented on Is Gotham City Really New York?

"Gotham is Chicago-esque only in the new Batman movies."

Kreachure commented on The New Hottest Spot in the Milky Way

"That's funny, my hatred for telemarketers also burns with the intensity of 3.2 million suns."

Kreachure commented on Dollhouse Isn't Another Firefly

"Funny how all TV shows begin with a great deal of optimism and friendliness from the network executives... Let's see how much "sanity and intelligence" will Josh say he's found in FOX execs a couple of months after the show premieres."

Kreachure commented on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Teases More Live Action Movies

"I grew up with the TMNT."

Kreachure commented on Has a New Species of Insect Appeared in the Middle of London?

"Maybe they just wanted their fifteen minutes of fame already, so what better place for them to go than the Natural History Museum?"

Kreachure commented on A Closer Look At Our New Robot Foes From Terminator 4

"Awesome."

Kreachure commented on Venture Bros Season 4 Is On The Way Already

"I'll..."

Kreachure commented on Wild New Hints About Transformers 2

"Does The Pattern begin with 4 and end with 815162342...?"

Kreachure commented on I Love It When A Plan Totally Doesn't Come Together

"HULK SMUSH WRITER'S HANDS FOR MAKING TYPO IN HULK'S SIGNATURE MOVE!"

Kreachure commented on Your Fleet Is No Match for Space Cthulhu

"Wow, Monsit Yangariyawong on i09!"

Kreachure commented on You Won't Need A Mad Science Degree To Follow J.J. Abrams' Fringe

"If he called Alias 'impenetrable', then he will have to make up a brand new word to describe the plot of Lost..."

Kreachure commented on X-Files Stars Are Old, Moany

"I thought the comments would by now be flooded with wet dreams and innuendo about Scully, considering how Duchovny mentioned action AND sex to describe exhaustion from working in the movie. Hmm."

Kreachure commented on Our "Tru Blood" Taste Test

"So you fell right into this marketing ploy, huh. You're lucky enough to be sent the test tube, and HBO's lucky enough to get free advertising in io9."

Kreachure commented on ABC Invites You To Get Lost In Books

"Most books that appear on Lost give vital clues to understand what might really be going on."

Kreachure commented on “The T.V. of Tomorrow” Broadcasts From Mars in 1953

"Sadly, the punchline for this one involves a previous joke from the cartoon (which is a collection of short segments like this one) so it's less funny on its own."

Kreachure commented on Gort Gets His Vengeance In The Day The Earth Stood Still Trailer

"So am I the only one who noticed the nanotech that will be destroying Earth in this one? Seriously, nanotech."

Kreachure commented on Man Arrested for Discovering True A.I.

"I don't understand why Ms."