Now all I can hear in my head is Louis Gossett Jr's montage from the tape.
The sad part is that since I've never owned a new car, it never happened in my car, so I originally thought she was doing something crazy like doing her hair and driving.
It's not really noticeable in daylight, but the first night drive is like "WTF?!"
I always wondered WTF was causing the windshield in my wife's truck to look like it had been coated in oil when she parked it in the sun.
I've been driving a VW GTI for the last two years. I can never go back. My next car will be a 2004 Audi S4 Avant.
From experience, try and shoot somebody in the leg when your adrenaline is spiking. Hell, try hitting a dinner plate with a shotgun at twenty feet after running a mile.
His successors were worse. The only one I respect is Archer.
We have a 70% unsolved homicide rate and literally 1/3rd (my estimate) of this city is nothing but abandoned buildings. There are actually areas of the city where they've knocked down all the houses and closed off the streets to vehicle traffic. Go into Google Maps, find the intersection of Georgia and Van Dyke Ave. Go two blocks west. Up until five years ago, the entire waterfront was abandoned from Conner Ave west to McClellan.
That's just it. If I try and post another comment or reply to anybody else, I get "comment save failed". WTF Gawker?
Am I in reply jail or something? I keep getting "comment failed".
As a native Detroiter (Freeland, Balfour, San Juan, Whitcomb, and a bunch more over the years), I feel the need to point out the two reasons why most people let off a few dozen rounds on New Years:

1) Because it's socially accepted and *fun* as hell after a few dozen too many.

2) To serve as a warning that the occupant of a home is armed and will let a hot dozen off in your ass with the quickness.

@best3175

Army here...but have you ever considered how much of a pain in the ass it is to do midair refueling? (Mind you, I'm Army, so I know only a FEW of the headaches) Getting the tanker there, keeping it from getting shot down, and then the actual refueling itself which is IMO more dangerous than landing a multi-ton barely guided missile onto a target that is moving on all three axes.

Interservice rivalries aside, the Marines are generally the most frugal of the branches, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Two words: Samsung Galaxy S.
@matt.cannady

Look again.

Depending on where you are...you're as good as dead anyway. So you might as well go out with a bang, not a whimper.
The sad part is, DPD would probably show up, see the body, and take the report without ever exiting the squad car.
This isn't as difficult as you think. Try using Google Music for one month instead of Pandora. You'll eat a gig in three days.
Channeling Daffy, eh?
Or in the modern era where I have a French first name, a German last name, and a picture perfect "permanent tan".
How long has that image been around??? That kid has to be driving by now.
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