Crotchety old man crotchety, but also very very right.
I'd like to see Halle Berry and Zoe Saldana in a Kit-Kat movie.... hmmm, I'd love to eat that... and the Kit Kat bar, too.
Pics plz and call me!*
*kidding.
All of them make a lot of sense. Items 8 and 9 are particularly annoying especially with among if the "Nazees and or South won" future history drivel.
Factors that seem to be glossed over by folks in alternative histories...
WW2
Even if Hitler wasn't nuts or incompetent, most of the senior Nazees (Herman Goering for example) were continuing the string of mistakes that led to their thankful demise.
If they took Moscow, they still would have to take the Caucuses where most of the USSR's remaining industrial capabilities were.
No help from the Japanese who smarted from getting rolled by Russian Armor in 1939 at Khakalin Gol.
Any atomic bomb equipped ICBMs weren't developed till 5 years after the end of WW2. From an engineering perspective it is way easier to strap an atomic bomb onto a plane and Germany didn't develop strategic bombers unlike the US or Brits.
Civil War
No matter how hard people want to believe, the mostly agrarian South would still have been steamrollered by the industrial might of the north. Only the North had the logistics and industrial base to run three concurrent campaigns AND a crippling naval blockade which makes up for whatever "fighting" spirit advantage the South can claim. It wasn't till the mid 20th century when the South started to develop any serious industrial capacity.
Poor El Ilanto del Robot. Maybe if he ate more fibre in his daily diet then he wouldn't be squatting on the robot crapper trying to shove a dooty out.
Yeah, seriously. It was my first thought as well.
#2. Wow... I finally have something in common with Nicole Kidman. Welcome to the club... the hair club, baby... except mine is due to genetics (thanks gramps) not bleaching.
Yes, don't stop believing in your fantasy world CPACers
Just a small minded girl
Living in a right wing world
She took the Randian train going to DC.
Just a white bread boy
Born and raised in a tax free fantasy world
He took the airplane going to DC.
An idiot in a smoky room
Who smelt of poon and cheap perfume
For a night they can think they're Right
It goes on and on and on and on
Teabaagers rambling up and down the boulevard
Their (large) shadows lurching to the Right
Dunning Kruger people, living just to find tax free salvation
Foot tapping somewhere in the night
I think some folks have problems even with the basics...
1) Move Left foot forward.
2) Move Right foot forward.
3) Repeat till you get to you where you are going or you are tired.
I can't enough baaaaad love
I need something I can be proud of
I can't enough baaaad love
Just more baaaaad love
I need something I can be proud of
I can't enough baaaad love
Just more baaaaad love
But did they evolve beyond the need for asses?
Exactly. I've had to use the "It's not you, it's me" to try to calm them down (it's the truth, really.) Doesn't always work because it does bother them. A "vaginal hubris" of sorts.
Yeah it really is. It is frustrating for both sides. Most women don't want to be humped for more than 20 minutes.
Wouldn't be a best seller.
Never heard of the two pump chump?
"We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap," he says.
Stupid Superman, you show off. However, you still have to deal with that issue of being faster than a speeding bullet.
It's simple Newton's 3rd Law of Moo-tion
A modern day writer
Mean mean stride,
Today's Frank Herbert
Sad Sad slide.
Mean mean stride,
Today's Frank Herbert
Sad Sad slide.
If I Killed The Zoo
On Hunting Beyond Zebra
Go Daddy CEO Bags the Lorax
Horton Shoots a Who!
On Hunting Beyond Zebra
Go Daddy CEO Bags the Lorax
Horton Shoots a Who!
Oh come on. Everything goes better with light strings.
Other flaws that need fixing:
1) Allegedly 30 Eagles. Crashed'em once a week.
2) 30 Eagles probably require a large maintenance teams. Need more than 311 people.
3) Please no space monsters that do the atomic pile driver (ie: wrassle.)
4) Have your writers know something about physics and astronomy.
1) Allegedly 30 Eagles. Crashed'em once a week.
2) 30 Eagles probably require a large maintenance teams. Need more than 311 people.
3) Please no space monsters that do the atomic pile driver (ie: wrassle.)
4) Have your writers know something about physics and astronomy.
