Nothing made by committee is ever good.
Here's what I think we can conjecture: It'll be shit.
Let me be more nuanced. It'll have weak characters, a villain with no motives, an impossible situation, and a plot that spins and spins not knowing what to do. Oh, and we'll all know the big secret because it's a remake.
It'll be shit.
However, I am convinced, no matter how irrational this seems, that if I play a single Facebook game my entire laptop will explode.
Second, that drill could only be a couple of tons. How big a splash could it make? Not any bigger than a large airplane.