Mercutia commented on Iron Man 2 Will Have More Armored Heroes, But No Drunken Armor Mastery

"If they can remake whole superhero franchises every other minute, they can make Tony Stark a lush in the next movie without it being hampered by Will Smith's performance."

Mercutia commented on Mad Cow Chili Builds Texan Zombie Army

"Hilariously enough, I just had chili for dinner."

Mercutia commented on Hellboy's Ectoplasmic Spirit's Live-Action Debut

"Kraus looks like Admiral Ackbar's cyberpunked-out kid brother."

Mercutia commented on Watchmen Shouldn't Be A Movie

"I think these are good points and I'd thought of some of them mhyself (especially about the fact that it is, in fact, 24 years in the past). But I'm still probably gonna see it at least once."

Mercutia commented on New Book Dives Inside Actors' Trousers To Reveal The 'Donkey'd,' The Perv And The 'Biggest Ever Seen'

"OK, and this just went directly onto my Amazon wishlist."

Mercutia commented on We Are Definitely Not Fucking Matt Damon

"If I didn't know it was Matt Damon, I'd think that was Sean Astin."

Mercutia commented on Jack Black Wears His Bearishness Well

"@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I had no idea they dated until I Googled it."

Mercutia commented on Daughters of the North: No Countryside For Any Men

"*loves Margaret Atwood and will never give that up* This book sounds awesome."

Mercutia commented on Let's Talk About Sex(ually Transmitted Diseases)

"I have no STD's and you are still free to sit on my couch anytime."

Mercutia commented on Can Old-School Jewish Humor Survive in the Future?

"I'm going to admit right here that until I just read this review, I had no idea there was so much Jewish humor in Get Smart, although it's been forever since I've seen an ep. Although when I watched it as a kid, I knew something was 'different' beyond just the overt silliness."

Mercutia commented on Instructional Video: Queefing

"Come to think of it, the Vagina Monologues didn't cover this, did they?"

Mercutia commented on How Alternate Reality Helped Me Survive the Dentist

"@gfburke: That was the first thing I thought! Also, does this office not carry nitrous oxide?"

Mercutia commented on Find Out What Was Cut from The Incredible Hulk

"@DrWhen: Don't give them ideas!"

Mercutia commented on Dark Knight Fans Go Underground

"At this point, isn't viral marketing for a movie this big like viral marketing for, say, Wal Mart?"

Mercutia commented on Judge Judy Doesn't Get The Whole "Friends With Benefits" Thing

"It's like she simultaneously told him to quit whining and called the girl a whore."

Mercutia commented on "Through Your Inadequacy To Fulfill Me, I Have Realized My Own Egotism"

"@haguenite: Perfectly put."

Mercutia commented on Heidi Klum Insists On Making The Rest Of Us Look Bad

"What she's got on above and what she's got on below both look great, but not together."

Mercutia commented on Batwoman Will Finally Come Out

"@hakubak: I'm not a lesbian, but she can be as gruff with me as she wants."