Michael Bauser commented on Edwards Endorsing Obama In Grand Rapids Is Biggest Story Ever From Grand Rapids, at 4:02 PM on May 14 I just spent 10 days in Grand Rapids for my job. more » [wonkette]

Michael Bauser commented on McDonalds Wants To Feed You Fried Chicken For Breakfast, at 10:17 AM on May 14 Had one of these last week while on a trip to Grand Rapids, MI. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Whose Crotch Weapon is the Biggest, Hardest, and Strongest?, at 4:54 PM on May 9 @DocGratis: There are only women in the background because Codpiece became a supervillain to get back at women for making fun of his small penis. more »

Michael Bauser commented on Hillary Places Economists Beneath Large Transportation Unit, at 7:47 PM on May 4 Somehow, I don't see the obliteration of Iran doing much to reduce gas prices. more » [wonkette]

Michael Bauser commented on Barack Obama Wins At Basketball, at 1:28 PM on Apr 27 @Jewdishoowary Square: And in the post-game commentary, Bill Clinton complained that Obama was playing the race card by being good at basketball. more » [wonkette]

Michael Bauser commented on What If My Parents Had Named Me Tawana?, at 3:16 PM on Apr 25 Daisy's customer service stories are disturbing. more » [jezebel]

Michael Bauser commented on Microsoft CFO: Maybe we'll shop elsewhere, at 8:30 AM on Apr 25 Yeah, because when I think of Microsoft, I think "speedy." more » [valleywag]

Michael Bauser commented on Open Source Boob Project: The True Story Of One Epic Day Nerds Groped Free, at 4:36 PM on Apr 23 @Charity Froggenhall: Having a wife doesn't excuse anything. more » [jezebel]

Michael Bauser commented on The Magic Fire Department Jacket Of Excellent Customer Service, at 12:51 PM on Apr 23 @Landru: My undergraduate advisor (an anthrpologist) told me that he always used "Doctor" when making airline reservations, because sometimes flight attendants would give him a free upgrade to first class. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Tampa Woman Tries To Collect Loan Made By Her Great-Grandfather During Civil War, at 1:28 PM on Apr 22 @Candyman: The U.S. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Progressive Responds To Question About Using Recent Military Service To Determine Rates And Eligibility, at 1:21 PM on Apr 22 Told you so. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Tampa Woman Tries To Collect Loan Made By Her Great-Grandfather During Civil War, at 4:47 PM on Apr 21 @spinachdip: The debt's from 1860; you probably have to use whatever the time limit was in 1860. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Why Is Progressive Using "Recent Military Service" To Determine Rates And Eligibility?, at 11:32 AM on Apr 19 The paragraph quoted from Progressive might be a reference to this: [www.armytimes.com] Recent military service being used to waive the requirement that customers have continuous insurance coverage (which means recent veterans would be receiving lower rates than normal in many situations). Honestly, I think people are freaking out over a badly-phrased sentence, nothing more. more » [consumerist]

Michael Bauser commented on Just How Do You Give Yourself An Herbal Abortion?, at 2:09 PM on Apr 17 They aren't that secret. more » [jezebel]

Michael Bauser commented on Scifi Clothing You Can Wear on the Street Without Fear of Reprisals, at 10:25 PM on Apr 8 @femto: The really disturbing part of that link was the list of similar products --"Licensed Sexy Wonder Woman costume." What? more »

Michael Bauser commented on Which Scifi Franchises Should Go Head-To-Head Next?, at 10:22 PM on Apr 8 Obviously, Quantum Leap is the show that can crossover with almost anything: "Al! more »

Michael Bauser commented on Trapped In An Endlessly Repeating SF TV Episode? You're Not Alone, at 10:16 PM on Apr 8 I have to get up early tomorrow, so I'm going to cheat and link to an old Slashdot comment of mine: Every Sci-Fi show uses Nazis eventually. more »

Michael Bauser commented on Dallas Club With 12-Year-Old Stripper Will Pay No Price, at 11:22 AM on Apr 4 Everybody who's pointing out the violation of child labor laws is half-correct: In Texas, children under 14 aren't supposed to have jobs (except in special circumstances, like paper-routes and kids who work with their parents). more » [jezebel]