February 14, 2012 – This is Garrison Dean, io9's resident viscount of photoshopperie, reporting in. Much like your significant other, I've been distant, busy with work, and just not fulfilling your needs. More »

August 11, 2011 – Come on, we've got a hard R new Conan film coming out with plenty of red band footage online. Did you think I wasn't going to do a trailer? Alright, so obviously I grew up with the fun, if not slightly flawed, Arnold movies. More »

June 25, 2011 – There will come a day in the future where humanity wises up and realizes the brilliance of Sir Michael Bay. I only hope I'm alive to witness it. Remember: More »

February 13, 2011 – It's fun to be a hater and dump on the lovers' holiday, but it's even more fun to take that chance and declare your love for that person you so admire. More »

November 28, 2010 – Last week Annalee told me that io9 was going to devote a week to "Disasters", and wondered if I'd like to do something special. Disaster being my "thing," I said yes. But I felt that you all needed something different, something special, something more than the general photoshopperie. More »

November 14, 2010 – Well friends, let's do it to it, shall we? ON TO DISASTER!!! As always click to enlarge. THE WALKING DEAD: Well, AMC has an honest to god hit on their hands. More »

October 31, 2010 – Welcome Children to the weekly (when I get to it) spooky recap of this week in io9. Enter if you have the guts to face the terror that is... Meh, actually aside from the header image it has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween. More »

July 11, 2010 – People complained that we left Simon Tam out of our 1980s-style Firefly opening credits. You failed to realize: That was Firefly's second-season intro. More »

July 8, 2010 – Joss Whedon's Firefly was awesome, but its title sequence really didn't sell the show. What Firefly really needed was a kick-ass, old-school, synth-happy, guitar-solo, Yay Spaceships, 1980s-style intro credit sequence. More »

April 4, 2010 – Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all easter eggs in one basket here, but it's a good basket. SKYWALKER INSTITUTE: I want to take a moment to welcome our new members to the io9 team Marc and Cyriaque. More »

February 9, 2010 – When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines . . . How could I say no? I love you all, and dammit you deserve it!!! So view these, send these, or print them out and leave them in the box on the desk of that cute girl in your... More »

January 24, 2010 – Or, at least, it is when they interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers. Annalee can have the NY Times. USA Today had color before it was cool. Enjoy some sweet sweet disaster. More »

January 10, 2010 – Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all a new disaster for the new year. It's been a little while since I've done a column so for any new readers out there who don't quite get what this is, just insult the column in the... More »

October 4, 2009 – Hello friends. Over the past few months I've been telling you what was a disaster, now the time has come for you to pick your own. Fall is officially in full effect, which means the big bad summer sci-fi season is over! More »

September 27, 2009 – So, I had done a couple of Disasters for you when I woke up Saturday morning to an apartment with no power. So I got some breakfast and went record shopping. I came back home and what do you know, still no power. More »

September 20, 2009 – Hello all. I'm sorry I haven't been getting this to you as often, but please enjoy today's Disaster. STAR TREK TOO: The makers of the Trek reboot said that they want to try and tie it in with modern political issues. More »

August 30, 2009 – Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau. River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?! IT'S A DISASTER!!! (click all images to enlarge) DISTRICT 10: So I finally saw District 9 and it was better than I had hoped. More »

August 16, 2009 – Hello all. It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work I am finally glad to bring you a new video, and this ain't no trailer. I took my camera down to San Diego, came back, and ran it through the Disaster computer and this is what came out. More »

July 12, 2009 – OHHHHH, it's spelled Bentl-E-y!!! Well now I know. I want to thank all of you for your many compliments on my 2012 video last week and for kicking it all over the internet. Despite getting over 400k views, getting mentioned by Olivia Munn, and being called a racist, the best was hearing Mother... More »

July 5, 2009 – Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more work... whatever. I hope you enjoy the end result. MOON: I don't really understand why people feel the need to compare a small budgeted film about one man's personal struggle with... More »