That's quite an extrapolation. Animals are always victims is my point, and a lot of humans aren't.
Also, you're a reactionary scrub.
If I could, I'd star you for that.
You don't think hearing ridiculous quotes from somebody labeled "fakemittromney" would be less funny than ones actually impersonating him?
Sorry, really awkwardly worded question.
Oh ok, you're pretty cool at least. (I'm honestly not being sarcastic-aware as I am how it sounds.)
How many of those zingers belong to Lawson, I wonder.
He was trampled by that mammoth.
I'd usually rather see people harmed than animals. At least people have opposable thumbs and could have, in many cases, made decisions that wouldn't land them where they are.
Animals have no such understanding or wherewithal, and so it's sadder to see them suffer than just some fucko I don't care about. Children are of course the main exception to this.
I don't read enough neo-Gawker to get references. That being said, it doesn't really change my point at all.
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Half of the quotes barely seem to reflect on the advice above them. If you scrambled up the advice/quotes randomly, the post would be just as coherent.
People should be able to do whatever they want. Including throw other people out an airlock for being too obnoxious. This family would have become spacejunk long ago.
This is, in essence, why I'm bitter.
He left his heart in Cincinnati.
And now Laura Palmer's dad will be singing that in my head all day.
Better than and nearly the same length of the original post.
Am I the only one here who finds Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close ads hilarious? After I'm done being insulted by their 9/11 cash-grab, the ads really crack me up.
Every time I see those teary little eyes I immediately free-thought associate to Cartman in the Aristocrats.
I'm not sure whether Dick or Billy Budd would be better suited for my asshole.
I can't be the only person bathing in the irony of a group called Anonymous making a Facebook-style page.
No no, it's when they light their bar soap on fire. It is then doused with lemon and served.
Pretty sure the Daredevil/Macbeth crossover was called The Story of Edgar Sawtelle.
