Wow, is that much snark warranted or necessary? These companies seem to be damned if they do, damned if they don't. The company screwed up, they're reaching out to make things right. Sometimes it's just that simple.
If everything these companies do is going to be twisted toward the negative here, no matter what, then after a while you're not even going to see this kind of response.
"The moment a spaceship turns up, you've lost me."
But put an evil sentient sword in an albino's hand on a completely made up continent, I can completely relate!
Wow. Joseph is kind of a dick.
There's no way this will be under $200. That much I'm sure.