PadreFaustus commented on Scifi Books that Have Been Banned in the Twenty-First Century

"I came from a dark corner of this twisted land where books like these were unavailable, both in the school library and our little public bookhaus. Somehow, I got my hands on a copy of 451."

PadreFaustus commented on The Dark Knight Twice As Long As It Should Be

"Aw fuck it."

PadreFaustus commented on Brace For Impact! A Turbulent Video Compilation

"Dang. Not one shot of the disintegrating Romulan bridge dropping great chunks of concrete in the original, moldy-but-goodie "balance of terror" episode? Yes, Romulans made their sneaky invisible ships out of concrete. Evidently..."

PadreFaustus commented on Futurist Japanese Artists Show Us Life in the Next Century

"Not to claim the great mantle of genius or anything, but I myself do get a bit worried if too much time elapses without somebody calling me a fucking wierdo."

PadreFaustus commented on UFO Over Gdansk

"DANG!"

PadreFaustus commented on The Last Interview of Thomas M. Disch

"@darcymcgee: I think your comments here are a bit too flip, friend. This is not a lesson in rent control."

PadreFaustus commented on The Last Interview of Thomas M. Disch

"@Lord_Incredulous: Calm down, man."

PadreFaustus commented on The Last Interview of Thomas M. Disch

"Son of a bitch. Rest in peace, Thomas. And to all the gaybashers out there, you motherfuckers will not win. LOVE WILL."

PadreFaustus commented on Why Richard Nixon Should Be Your Dystopian President

"My balls hurt."

PadreFaustus commented on Mad Cow Chili Builds Texan Zombie Army

"@KernelPanic: Mmmmm...cow/horseburgers..."