Is your audience so clueless that this would be "news"?
Wow, what's next? "Turn on your windshield wipers when it rains for better visibility"? #cleaning
Too complicated. Here's the easy way:
Add 1/3 cup of steel cut oats to a ceramic bowl. Add 2 cups of water. Put on rack in crockpot. Set on low. Go to sleep. Get up 6 hours (or more) later and enjoy.
I was told last year (at a resume prep class given by a firm hired by my former employer) that the line "References furnished upon request" makes you appear to be an old fart.
WTF?