RhymePhile commented on A box of used sex toys has
"Kinda related: I was going to Edmonton, Canada to meet up with my online girlfriend for the first time (long story), and I wanted to bring dildos and porn with me. Afraid that my $50 toys and awesome porn were going to get confiscated, I called the Canadian embassy in NY to double check."
http://jezebel.com/5099139/#c9138872 10:39 AM on Nov 26
RhymePhile commented on Beyoncé & Badass Band Rock The Today Show
"We have a half-day in work today, and rather than wake up early I took a reverse half-day and went in later."
http://jezebel.com/5099280/#c9138697 10:31 AM on Nov 26
RhymePhile commented on "Sometimes We Have To Take The Law In Our Hands": Pink Ladies Fight For Rights
"YES!"
http://jezebel.com/5098664/#c9118890 12:12 PM on Nov 25
RhymePhile commented on Fox Reminds Nation: No Hope Yet, Losers!
"Is the "Transition Tracker" like Domino's Pizza Tracker?"
http://gawker.com/5098741/#c9116922 11:04 AM on Nov 25
RhymePhile commented on Burlesque Club Drowning In Nastiness
"@TroisFilles: He must have been having Olsen twin acid flashbacks."
http://gawker.com/5097373/#c9088218 6:30 AM on Nov 24
RhymePhile commented on Teen Vogue Injects Materialism Directly Into Mall Rat Brains
"...brainwash young impressionable Jersey girls into becoming vapid monsters of conspicuous consumption in order to stay relevant... The ship, as they say, has already sailed on this one."
http://gawker.com/5070972/#c8629303 9:07 AM on Oct 30
RhymePhile commented on Obama Infomercial Draws Big Audience
"But Pushing Daisies had Emerson Cod dressed like Shaft!"
http://gawker.com/5070917/#c8629111 9:01 AM on Oct 30
RhymePhile commented on Google New York hit by cost cuts
"Good."
http://valleywag.com/5070227/#c8612730 12:47 PM on Oct 29
RhymePhile commented on Colin Farrell Will Not Take Any Bitching About His Boots
"Dear Colin: As long as you continue to kiss boys in your various movies, I shall adore you."
http://jezebel.com/5069735/#c8586100 11:18 AM on Oct 28
RhymePhile commented on Hot Chicks With Douchebags Sue Hot Chicks With Douchebags
"@lobstr: Where is Harvey Birdman when you need him?"
http://gawker.com/5068280/#c8518426 8:33 AM on Oct 24

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