RocktheDebit commented on Your Life Story In Six Words

"I'm too young for this shit."

RocktheDebit commented on "I Kissed A Girl" Is Beloved By Babies • Over-30 Broads Barred From Bar

"@Pomonarona: I have a feeling that the women with the *really* ill-fitting bras (as opposed to the "well, they could be perkier" bras) are mostly of the larger persuasion."

RocktheDebit commented on Sugar Daddies: Easier Than Work-Study For College Students

"Where can I sign up to be some wealthy dude's beard?"

RocktheDebit commented on Not-So-Endless Summer

"@freya_kahlo: I think that's okay as long as a) it's not in the middle of the day and b) you're at a latitude that's at least as high as where most of your ancestors came from. I sometimes see very dark-skinned people in Chicago with signs of jaundice, and I wonder if it's partially due to the lack of sunlight."

RocktheDebit commented on 10 Mall Massacres With Robots, Freaks And Monsters

"Wait, no Evolution?"

RocktheDebit commented on MySpace Trial: Jury Is Close To A Verdict

"@PilgrimSoul: Ah."

RocktheDebit commented on MySpace Trial: Jury Is Close To A Verdict

"@Mama Penguino: Actually, courts have shown lenience towards enforcing what are called "adhesion contracts" - boilerplate contracts that are imposed by one party with a lot of power onto individual consumers without barganing power."

RocktheDebit commented on Slate's Melinda Henneberger

"It's actually a nice piece of moving-the-bar: "Perform abortions or lose your funding!" "Absolutely not!"

RocktheDebit commented on Science Fiction’s Most Dysfunctional Families

"@Evil Tortie's Mom: And then "even though you've just given birth, I'm going to go hide in Arizona with a psychic teenager.""