I just wanted to acknowledge all the kind words that were showered upon me yesterday in regard to my experience on OkCupid. It means a lot to me that their is a place where I can go to receive so much positive reinforcement.
Here are the hugs, fist bump and high fives you all so rightfully deserve! #observationdeck
Here are the hugs, fist bump and high fives you all so rightfully deserve! #observationdeck
A girl on OkCupid said she didn't want to chat with me because I never finished college. So I came back to the loving arms of the O-Deck to lick my wounds.
She's wrong for thinking that, right?
It's prejudiced, and shortsighted, right?
I need some support. That was a low blow in my opinion. #observationdeck
She's wrong for thinking that, right?
It's prejudiced, and shortsighted, right?
I need some support. That was a low blow in my opinion. #observationdeck
I just... I mean... Bruce Willis! *swoons*
I liked the first one a little more than it deserved. But Cobra Commander actually looking like Cobra Commander, more awesomeness from Snake Eyes and Bruce Willis making "I'm too old for this shit" jokes! And he was in the back of an EL Camino!
You know that exhilarated feeling you get when a job interview goes well or you know you're about to get laid after a date...
That's how excited I am for this movie.
El Camino Man!!!!!
Bring it on trolls!
I liked the first one a little more than it deserved. But Cobra Commander actually looking like Cobra Commander, more awesomeness from Snake Eyes and Bruce Willis making "I'm too old for this shit" jokes! And he was in the back of an EL Camino!
You know that exhilarated feeling you get when a job interview goes well or you know you're about to get laid after a date...
That's how excited I am for this movie.
El Camino Man!!!!!
Bring it on trolls!
But he died?
Oh god! It's Lore!
Run! #observationdeck
Oh god! It's Lore!
Run! #observationdeck
"You are wrong! WRONG!"
"How?"
"I TOO can make a scale version of serenity out of lego!"
"How? You would need thousands and thousands of dollars worth of Legos!"
"I didn't say today! It's on my bucket list."
"You're an idiot."
"I have a DREAM and, also, fuck you no I'm not."
"Idiot."
"DREAM! Not unlike the great Dr. Martin Luther King JR."
"Whatever... To be continued."
"You just won't admit you're wrong."
"You there! Coffee bitch! Serve me!" #observationdeck
"How?"
"I TOO can make a scale version of serenity out of lego!"
"How? You would need thousands and thousands of dollars worth of Legos!"
"I didn't say today! It's on my bucket list."
"You're an idiot."
"I have a DREAM and, also, fuck you no I'm not."
"Idiot."
"DREAM! Not unlike the great Dr. Martin Luther King JR."
"Whatever... To be continued."
"You just won't admit you're wrong."
"You there! Coffee bitch! Serve me!" #observationdeck
You're telling me. #observationdeck
Makes sense. #observationdeck
What goes bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud bang thud?
A Timelord committing suicide. #observationdeck
A Timelord committing suicide. #observationdeck
I decided to pour salt on an old wound and share this translated version of "Vale Decem" I found.
Stupid Latin, making me cry. I'm glad Latin is a dead language!
I miss 10. #observationdeck
Stupid Latin, making me cry. I'm glad Latin is a dead language!
I miss 10. #observationdeck
Finally finished Doctor Who series 6. Was a bit underwhelmed by it. Still am looking forward to the next series and the "fall of the 11th". #observationdeck
Just finished DW series 6. Slightly disappointed, but nevertheless wanting more.
Studio execs often pair movies up like that so that if one gets really popular the other can piggy back on the other.
When movies are popular they emulate them for a couple of years before something else bumps it out of the spotlight. Take for Instance Real Steel. It's about robots so all the trailers and posters have Bayformers kinda feel. Blue against amber with a similar typeface on the posters and frenetic headache inducing editing in the trailer. Even though real steel isn't anything like Transformers in that it's tolerable. #observationdeck
When movies are popular they emulate them for a couple of years before something else bumps it out of the spotlight. Take for Instance Real Steel. It's about robots so all the trailers and posters have Bayformers kinda feel. Blue against amber with a similar typeface on the posters and frenetic headache inducing editing in the trailer. Even though real steel isn't anything like Transformers in that it's tolerable. #observationdeck
I know of this joke, but fail to see how it pertains to Eureka. #observationdeck
Wait, what? Seriously? I could really use 20 bucks.
Here's how Lost should have ended.
Jack, Kate and Sawyer stand in the jungle rain pouring down on them. Jack is frantic trying to explain something.
Jack- We have to... to get to the... to the... the fucking... I don't even know man! I don't even know.
Sawyer- I stopped caring a long time ago!
Kate- I... I got nothing.
Jack- As usual Freckles.
Kate- God! Not you too! It's bad enough when he does it.
Sawyer- I'm sorry 'bout that. I got a hard time remembering names and that one just stuck. I honestly couldn't tell you what your last name is.
Jack- Anybody else want a drink?
Kate- Hell yes!
Sawyer- I want a drink so bad I'd sacrifice my rugged good looks for an appletini.
Kate- Those are my favorite.
Jack-You know when made right they're actually quite refreshing.
Sawyer- I'll just have to take your word on that one Doc.
Kate- Ugghhh! Why am I here still? I can't think of anything! I contribute nothing! I never have!
Rtrain(off screen)- Because you're hot.
Whip pan to reveal Rtrain. (me) Burly, 6'6", soaking wet and very irate. Sawyer raises his gun at Rtrain.
Kate- What?
Rtrain- Because you are hot! That's why!
Sawyer- Ho Andre! Who let y-
Rtrain- Hold that thought Huckleberry Hound!
Rtrain walks off screen the camera follows him revealing a shocked, surprisingly dry TV crew. He stomps over to the effects crew and uppercuts the man in charge of the rain rig.
Effects guy- Agghhh!
Rtrain cranks the valve closed. The rain ceases.
Cut to Jack, Kate and Sawyer very relieved. Jack looks upward laughing with delight.
Kate- Thank you Jesus!
Sawyer- Well I'll be... Who are you?
Rtrain- Salvation!
JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof storm onto set.
JJ- What is this?! Who are you?
Rtrain spins around and jabs Lindelof in the throat. Lindelof falls to the ground sputtering.
JJ- Hey! Come on now! That's not nice!
Rtrain grabs Abrams by the collar.
Rtrain- This is for Star Trek! SORYUKEN!
Rtrain gives Abrams the Soryuken. Abrams explodes into confetti which showers down on the cast and crew who cheer in triumph.
Sound Guy- Finally I am free to pursue my love of dance!
The Sound Guy throws down his boom mike only to fall to the ground in pain from the reverb clutching his earphones and throwing them to the ground angrily.
Jack- Come on everyone! Let me really lead you from the lush, tropical hell hole!
Crowd- Hooray!
Kate- And lets get some Appletinis!
Crowd- Hooray!
Sawyer- On me!
The crowd whoops loudly lifting Sawyer on their shoulders chanting his name. Jack and Kate look on in wonder as the crowd hightails it for the nearest dive bar.
Rtrain- You see Kate? You did contribute.
Kate- Thank you mysterious- OH GOD!
Kate turns around to discover Rtrain shitting on an unconscious Lindelof's chest.
Jack- Come on Kate. Let's leave him to his... business.
Rtrain- Just doing God's work!
Jack- That's nice! Stay away!
Rtrain- God's work.
Hurley and Ben walk into the area surprised at the scene.
Hurley- What is he...
Ben- I don't know, but I want in.
Ben walks out of frame undoing his pants, smilingly oddly.
Hurley- Dude.
~End Credits~
Do you hear me Abrams? This is how it should have ended!
Jack, Kate and Sawyer stand in the jungle rain pouring down on them. Jack is frantic trying to explain something.
Jack- We have to... to get to the... to the... the fucking... I don't even know man! I don't even know.
Sawyer- I stopped caring a long time ago!
Kate- I... I got nothing.
Jack- As usual Freckles.
Kate- God! Not you too! It's bad enough when he does it.
Sawyer- I'm sorry 'bout that. I got a hard time remembering names and that one just stuck. I honestly couldn't tell you what your last name is.
Jack- Anybody else want a drink?
Kate- Hell yes!
Sawyer- I want a drink so bad I'd sacrifice my rugged good looks for an appletini.
Kate- Those are my favorite.
Jack-You know when made right they're actually quite refreshing.
Sawyer- I'll just have to take your word on that one Doc.
Kate- Ugghhh! Why am I here still? I can't think of anything! I contribute nothing! I never have!
Rtrain(off screen)- Because you're hot.
Whip pan to reveal Rtrain. (me) Burly, 6'6", soaking wet and very irate. Sawyer raises his gun at Rtrain.
Kate- What?
Rtrain- Because you are hot! That's why!
Sawyer- Ho Andre! Who let y-
Rtrain- Hold that thought Huckleberry Hound!
Rtrain walks off screen the camera follows him revealing a shocked, surprisingly dry TV crew. He stomps over to the effects crew and uppercuts the man in charge of the rain rig.
Effects guy- Agghhh!
Rtrain cranks the valve closed. The rain ceases.
Cut to Jack, Kate and Sawyer very relieved. Jack looks upward laughing with delight.
Kate- Thank you Jesus!
Sawyer- Well I'll be... Who are you?
Rtrain- Salvation!
JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof storm onto set.
JJ- What is this?! Who are you?
Rtrain spins around and jabs Lindelof in the throat. Lindelof falls to the ground sputtering.
JJ- Hey! Come on now! That's not nice!
Rtrain grabs Abrams by the collar.
Rtrain- This is for Star Trek! SORYUKEN!
Rtrain gives Abrams the Soryuken. Abrams explodes into confetti which showers down on the cast and crew who cheer in triumph.
Sound Guy- Finally I am free to pursue my love of dance!
The Sound Guy throws down his boom mike only to fall to the ground in pain from the reverb clutching his earphones and throwing them to the ground angrily.
Jack- Come on everyone! Let me really lead you from the lush, tropical hell hole!
Crowd- Hooray!
Kate- And lets get some Appletinis!
Crowd- Hooray!
Sawyer- On me!
The crowd whoops loudly lifting Sawyer on their shoulders chanting his name. Jack and Kate look on in wonder as the crowd hightails it for the nearest dive bar.
Rtrain- You see Kate? You did contribute.
Kate- Thank you mysterious- OH GOD!
Kate turns around to discover Rtrain shitting on an unconscious Lindelof's chest.
Jack- Come on Kate. Let's leave him to his... business.
Rtrain- Just doing God's work!
Jack- That's nice! Stay away!
Rtrain- God's work.
Hurley and Ben walk into the area surprised at the scene.
Hurley- What is he...
Ben- I don't know, but I want in.
Ben walks out of frame undoing his pants, smilingly oddly.
Hurley- Dude.
~End Credits~
Do you hear me Abrams? This is how it should have ended!
"Those are some legendary Birds I must say." #observationdeck
In fairness, yeah he would, but their aren't many black superheroes. That whole Donny Glover/Spiderman thing made me realize that ethnicity doesn't really matter as much as characterization. Therefore who else could pull off a smooth operating badass perpetually in charge other than Sam L?
Man if Whedon did that I would completely forgive him for not making more Firefly. He'd still have to make more Firefly of course. I just wouldn't be mad at him.
"I'm the bloody Doctor, you twat!" #observationdeck
