SaparnaDolabella commented on Chuck Joins Heroes In The Webisode Frenzy

""Roshambo" is, of course, French for "Paper, Rock, Scissors". "

SaparnaDolabella commented on The Only Way To Get Cliched Nerds Into Prom: Attack The Football Team With Zombies

"I am prepared to throw cash at this without even clicking on the video clip. Because even if it is wrong, it's so, so right. "

SaparnaDolabella commented on Why Should We Watch The Watchmen?

"You're overthinking it."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Stargate: Continuum Brings on the Time Travel, But Without All Those Silly Consequences

"Holy Crapnuggets, the movie can't be half as painful as reading the terrible grammar in this review."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Spray-on Skin Coming to a Drugstore Near You

"Only $250 Million?"

SaparnaDolabella commented on Gender War . . . In Space!

"95% of people in the world aren't geeks, will never be geeks, and don't understand why we spend so much time obsessing over it. I think the issue is one more of marketing."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Doctor Who And The Dumb Girls Who Are Dumb OK

"I come from a culture where storytelling is prized."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Doctor Who's Robot Dog Finally Hitting The Big Time

"When your character's kisch value is based pretty much solely on its 1970s futuristic design, 'updating' it is asking for epic fail."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Stan Winston, Special Effects Master, RIP

"May light perpetual shine on him."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Sarah Connor Has Failed -- the British Just Built Skynet

"Y'all are looking in the wrong direction."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Casting Leonardo Dicaprio As Captain America Would Be Titanically Wrong

"The Rock is good as a straight man (ref."

SaparnaDolabella commented on How To Make A Sexy Jewel Thief Look Stupid

"The spirit of my not-dead Grandmother just flew 600 miles north and posessed my body and shouted at that picture "Get those out of your mouth, young lady!""

SaparnaDolabella commented on What If Star Wars Had Starred Michael Jackson?

"Oh my God, that's a repressed memory. See, this played at Disneyland, too, and my family went to Disneyland about once a year."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Your Turn To Control The Stargate

"But with the ability to have your actions in the game influence the meta-story on the TV show, will viewers choose to bring Jack O'Neal and Samantha Carter together at last? Jack and Sam?"

SaparnaDolabella commented on Less Torchwood, More Often in 2009

"Expect a downturn in the amount of sex he'll be having with Ianto from now on."

SaparnaDolabella commented on Wicked Smart Zombies Massacre Harvard Campus

"There is no such thing as too much zombies."

SaparnaDolabella commented on A Few Simple Vitamins Can Repair Genetic Mutation

"@szielins: Of course, with any even moderately sane diet cleaving to Pollan's "Eat food; not too much of it; mostly plants," one ends up with all the micronutrients one needs. And then there's those of us who follow such sane diets but our bodies can't absorb them and we manage to have vitamin and mineral deficiencies (chronic iron-resistant anemia is full of fail and also, strangely, flavor [tastes like cardboard, I kid you not]) and we are assisted by those nice white-coated folks who give us little pills. Better living through chemical dependency, yo."