Schizohedron commented on My Jawbone Melted

"I was rather hoping this would be a story in which some hapless prescription-drug user had their actual jawbone melted in a hideous reaction to the chemicals, and that the black thing in the photo was the prosthetic cyber-jaw they had to stick in their face so they could go out in public again."

Schizohedron commented on Campy Twilight Makes You Laugh While It Takes Your Money

"@GirlyWhirl: Is this loon in Hands on a Hard Body?"

Schizohedron commented on Sexy Adventure Pulps That Leap Off the Page

"That final one in the list of thumbnails was used on a reprint of James Ellroy's Blood on the Moon; on the Amazon page, you should be able to see two other covers of Ellroy's earlier books where Allen's work was used."

Schizohedron commented on Ha Ha, The Twilight Movie Sucks

"@TheGintheCity: I thought I had it bad when my prom (1987) used, without a shred of irony, "In Too Deep" by Genesis."

Schizohedron commented on New Watchmen Trailer Is Full Of Organ Playing, Death Dealing Craziness

"@Zyn: Not uncommon, this sort of "pilferage." I've seen quite a few trailers that, in their final moments before the splash credits/coming to theaters screens, used that little climactic bit of the Aliens soundtrack that played during the heroes' last-minute escape from the exploding colony facility."

Schizohedron commented on Lance Henriksen And C. Thomas Howell Join Kevin Sorbo In The Illuminati Saga

"@bibulb: Perfect time for them to play the Senate Investigation Committee card!"

Schizohedron commented on Lance Henriksen And C. Thomas Howell Join Kevin Sorbo In The Illuminati Saga

"At last, the moviegoing public will know the dastardly truth of how the Servants of Cthulhu control the Triliberal Commission via the Goldfish Fanciers and the Fiendish Fluoridators."

Schizohedron commented on Obama-Bush Meeting Another Painful Reminder That No One's President Right Now

"A wall safe is not what I imagine LBJ keeping so secret in the White House bedroom: "As they walked to one in a series of White House meetings, Johnson pulled Nixon into his bedroom, and told him, 'I wanted you to know about this.' He showed Nixon a trussed, terrified sheep and a fingerprint-marred tub of Astroglide. "'She's a fighter, but she'll help you unwind after a long day of bullshit discussions about Veet-Nam,' breathed the lanky Texan. "'Aroo,' observed Nixon.""

Schizohedron commented on New Star Trek Trailer Offers Topless Uhura And Fun Scotty

"@johnnyichiban: I agree with others that it's because she's a woman, not because she's black."

Schizohedron commented on The Return Of Clinton Futurism?

"@bluewyvern: Very true."