So polite and well-spoken. Are you sure you aren't Canadian?
She has kind of a Toni Basil thing going on.
Janine Turner. I would convert for her.
If you were, in fact, thumping a bible, I assume that you would consider anyone rich to be on a collision course with hell. Jesus was reportedly quite clear on that point.
They never should have cast Patton Oswalt as a combat expert.
Oooh, quick. Go apply for a driver's license in his name and assume his identity! I am sure that nobody will ever check.
The Ipod classic was and is the only Apple product that I have ever really loved. Even with that I find the interface emphasizes form over function and the audio quality is poor. It was the best thing that they made after the first Macs.
Well, to be fair he left out LSD.
Bleh. you are one of those people who won't make bronze, are you?
That is so sad. Did he ever figure out how guitars work?
These words, these words. There are still these words.
I am hoping that they keep it up for a seriously long time. It was only slightly funny o start with and it isn't terribly funny now. However, if they keep it up for a couple of years this will literally become the funniest thing this site has ever produced. It could become the "Kristen Schaal is a Horse" of Gawker topics.
Bloom's article is a sophomoric hit piece. He thinks that the last few paragraphs sum up Iowa, but they sum up his arrogance more.
"We bought a breed of dog that was bred for and is famous for hunting ability in a region where people hunt. Then the occasional backwards cracker hillbilly who is lesser than me has the audacity to make a friendly reference to my dog as if I would ever actually do such a thing as hunt! What a bunch of rubes."
Also, the corrections paragraph is hilarious. I can't imagine what it looked like before fact checking.
Those bastards. They swaddle their insensitivity/ignorance/possible racism within the cover of national service, as if regularly putting their lives on the line on behalf of Americans of all races excused the fact that they are not socially acceptable at all times!
Who would have guessed that mammoths had floppy tusks that hung down and bent slightly when they touched water?
I see her more as a Shmoo.
A lot of the comments focus on rape, and there is a good chance that there is something to that. It may not be quite what most people envision, though. Throughout recorded history, and presumably in prehistory, a lot of "marriage" would be considered rape in modern times.
"My son needs a wife who will bear strong children. How much copper do you want for your daughter?"
Toast is still okay, though, right?
Sometimes some of that beautiful mop on his head makes a break for it. They never get far.
Passing as one race while identifying as another. In America this is almost always a person of color passing as white. Basically, you are of one race, but your appearance falls into the shared part of the Venn diagram between the two races (called the Jennifer Beals effect in scientific circles).
