This guy would fit the logo color scheme and be able to dole out snark.
bwaaaawk Bristol whoring herself for abstinence? Baby, Please bwaaaawk
bwaaaawk Bristol whoring herself for abstinence? Baby, Please bwaaaawk
@unfriended: Even if it was health, I'm seeing this figure: "On average, the annual premium was $2,985 for a single person and $6,328 for a family."
Is that about right?
source [healthinsurance.about.com]
Is that about right?
source [healthinsurance.about.com]
@Lolo: 833.33 bucks a month? Really?
@eternalcthulhu: This is why I don't share Gawker with my coworkers. I just know they'll get it blocked! Then I'll have to work.. suckkkkkssss
It's a tried and true statement: What you don't know can't hurt you.
Aww I named my baby Sloth.
This wasn't written for her it was just edited for clarity. Here's the original, which is not much different in my opinion: Keith uz a fag lol!!!
Aww this reminds me of the time my fiancee and I drove into the McDonalds parking lot and almost ran over a pair of bats copulating. At first I thought it was just one that had been hit.. then I saw what was really going down. I've never really seen it happen in real life so I couldn't help but watch. It was kinky! The male was humping his little heart out and biting the females ear. Had her in some kinda sex death grip. I scooped them up off the ground and put them under a garden bush for safety. Oh and I remember they were making weird screetchy grunty sex noises too.. it was wild.
@UweBollocks: I'm sorry your theory has a lot of holes in it.
Ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-HAA-ha!
@brawlerstatus: handicap != gay
That's awesome, but some people just can't help but cheat.
When arrested for questioning the suspect was heard shouting "But i'm eeeenocent!"
Andrea's right. I heard Alexis was actually digging up babies and sewing them together. Apparently she's just waiting for a lightning storm to bring her little monster to life. People! We need to be readying our pitchforks and sharpening our scythes!
@science is sexy: I've got a barbell you can lift with your jaw.
/you'rewelcome
/you'rewelcome
@MadEye: The Green Dragon is weed and alcohol. It tastes awful but it works!
You cannot resist his gaze. And at only 35 bucks the day of for an all ages show, why should you?
Boooo! I thought this was going to be about heroin.
@isthatspam: That reminds me, I really need to check my tire pressure.
No big deal. Just change the fine print of the label to "Fiji Style Water Product."
@achilleselbow: Well it's true! You can't add a significant amount of booze or you'll spoil the whipped cream and store bought stuff never tastes as good as homemade. They should ban this stuff out of principal and put cartons of whipping cream with recipes in their place!
Can you see into my nostrils? My snootyness is pretty high right now!
Can you see into my nostrils? My snootyness is pretty high right now!
