<![CDATA[Comments from Slatz_Grobnik]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Slatz_Grobnik]]> <![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on First Uncharted 2 Details From Game Informer]]> Guitar Hero: Metallica will have a stealth segment. Specifically, when you're purchasing it to avoid the mockery and derision of your peers.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on 2008 Child's Play Charity Dinner Auction Is Swagtastic]]> Hmm...I have an MDK toaster...I wonder how much it would cost to deck out a whole kitchen in game-related swag?

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Denmark's Kinder, Gentler System of Eugenics]]> Where does eugenics become genetic fascism?

For the reasons so above noted, it doesn't. However, this is also why, say, Fahrenheit 451 is a much more relevant dystopia than 1984: the question isn't whether Big Brother is watching, it's whether there's any difference from that and when everyone is watching Big Brother.

To wit, if we can get everyone to voluntarily do something that's the functional equal, is that different than state enforcement? Better than state enforcement? @Belabras' reference to Gattaca is highly relevant, because it's a SF picture of a society where this problem is realize. No one's enforcing the rules for genetic engineering, just all of us together upon ourselves.

And what scares me about that future is our criteria for selection. I don't know that impressing our criteria on top of what's already there is a grand idea. I know how fashion, fad, and fable can deeply capture the human mind. But I don't really know how to stop it.

And what really worries me, oddly, is the exact opposite. Eugenics is about creating a better - or let's say more viable - next generation, a process that is always going on naturally. This only speeds it up. But how fast? What happens when we get to the point where the next generation is uniformly just plain better than the previous generation?

I do also want to note that, for all this handwringing, I can't imagine a scenario where I didn't opt for all the testing and wouldn't terminate in such a situation.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Our Economy Needs A Miracle... Like In Science Fiction]]> Cold fusion would solve everything.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Faith Is Not A 12 Year-Old With A Boob Job]]> Farrer's point is totally accurate and completely inappropriate. Or, to put it another way, we're not having this argument because she's a D-cup, we're having it because she's Asian.

I mean, wow, an Asian girl as a protagonist? You're sure smashing through some divides there, DICE. Glad you gave her that Geisha eyeshadow, otherwise the whole thing might have been far too subversive.

Is there gross over objectification of women in video games? Hell yes. Precious few female characters don't get treated for their charms. Worse still, it's hard to find games where female sex characteristics aren't exaggerated, if not to unrealistic amounts, than certainly to unusual ones. So, Farrer is right, and steel bikini syndrome is alive and well.

But then, the protagonist is made an Asian woman, which is really what spurns this whole discussion on. Without the ethnicity issue, this is no more than silly fan art.

Instead, it's fan art seeking to claim racial legitimacy, over art seeking to claim gender legitimacy.

It also clouds the affair because everyone is showing up with baggage over what "Asian" is suppose to look like. Flat chested or no? The answer is, obviously, it depends, simply because race isn't exact and there's a lot of different ones, arguably, covered by Asian who all have different bodies.

Mark my words: a Latnia protagonist, even one with the most ridiculous sexual characteristics, would be more forward looking than Anti-Barbie up there.

Well, sufficing she wasn't just Vasquez from Aliens with different guns, which pretty well seems to be the only role one would get in a video game.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Vampire Novels for Your Post-Twilight Fix]]> Fat White Vampire Blues by Andrew Fox should be somewhere on the list, just because...just because...just because it's so not like any of the books on the list.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Where You'll Wash Your Hands on Your Spaceship]]> We don't need sinks in my future; that's what the nanobots are for!

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Kill Mickey Mouse in a Strange Game of Corporate Brand Slavery]]> Looks fun. Briefly reading through, reminds me more of a game of Noblis after reading too much Doctrow.

Also, I'm guessing that the sort of people who frequent a S.F. culture site aren't going to need the "Holy Avenger" disclaimer.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Prince Of Persia: Balancing Open World With Story]]> Open world...an open world Prince of Persia game...sakes alive, the open world thing has gone too far.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Alan Moore's Worst Nightmare: Watchmen Video Game]]> As directed to by your sister site, Kotaku:

The thing is, there's no reason why classic literature and video games can't go together, or even do so well. Watchman in itself is no different.

The problem, however, is that the comic has a very specific anti-...er everything, really, all of this merchandising and what not message to it. This runs squarely against that message. It's like the All Quiet on the Western Front FPS.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Cooking Mama Kills Animals - Happy Thanksgiving From PETA]]> At this point, I have to revoke Hanlon's Razor and claim that the ONLY acceptable interpretation of PETA's actions is that it is a tool of the Beef Lobby, meant to make vegetarians/vegans look like unrepentant wack jobs.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Wife In Labor, Going To Hospital]]> Whoo!

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on What's The Most Reliable Game Hardware Ever?]]> My Atari 2600 is still chugging along.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Composing The Soundtrack To Blizzard's World]]> Blizzard consistently has some of the finest video game music in the field, and it's something it's not generally lauded for either. I even don't like the games, and I'd buy it.

I've been dreaming of an orchestral version of the Orc music from Warcraft 2 for many years now. I actually even bought some software to try and make it happen on my own, but I don't have the chops or the time.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on The Best Worm Sex Death Scene in the Galaxy [NSFW]]]> I saw this movie when I was 4.

Ever since then, I have been seeking to find out what movie it was that I saw.

This scene and some parts of the opening were all I clearly remembered.

I've always wondered "what was that movie? What was the rest of it like? What affects has it had on me, on my personality? What mysteries might I unlock, if I could find it?"

Thank you, IO9, for finally answering this question that's lingered in my head for years.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on 20 Classic Toys That Aren't Movies (Yet)]]> I have to assume that M.A.S.K. was skipped because it was far too obvious.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on How'd You Like Your Game Ending to Be DLC?]]> If this happens, the final boss becomes the developer himself.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on The Spacesuit-Ripping Sexcapades of Science Fiction Romance Novels]]> "Teague Severance" is my new name for whenever I need an alias.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Fallout 3 Gives You the Glamorous Apocalypse]]> That old Fallout charm is still there...

Therein I disagree. I don't think it's a bad game by any means, but almost all the charm is gone. The dialog is not as smart, the methods to solve problems not as clever. Even little things like the musical selections prove that they didn't quite understand the charm, but could mimic it with no little skill.

Of course, it's also an amazing game that I'm playing to virtually the exclusion of every other activity, but it's almost a shame that it's Fallout, where Bethesda could have struck out a new IP and really made it golden.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Free Realms Beta Site Is Very Helpful]]> If affixing livestock to your cranium is a bug, I don't want to download the patch.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Space Invaders Reduced To Cute Anime Mascots]]> My memory hasn't been so much raped as taken out to dinner, plied with cheap red wine, and left the next morning with a vague "I'll see you around."

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on But Enough About Us, Let's Talk About You For Awhile]]> IO9's coverage of Urban Fantasy: a summation.

10% think it's awesome and totally appropriate.

10% are outraged that it's on a SF site.

80% have and will look at posts that interest them, and avoid ones that don't.

I have sympathies with position 2, but I'm firmly in position 3.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented]]> I vote this one.

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<![CDATA[Slatz_Grobnik commented on Look At These Great Reader Costumes]]> Damn. I've got to hand it to the lot of you, there's some good work in this one.

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