Here's what's going to happen: NBC is going to drop it completely, the actors will move on to other projects. Specifically, Danny Pudi and Donald Glover will become mega-stars, and NBC will realize their error and attempt to get the show back. This will of course, not work, and we will have only the tragic memories of the show to console us.

Clearly ours is the darkest of all possible realities. There is only one solution left to us. Here; I've made us all cloth goatees to wear until our real goatees grow in. We must become the evil version of io9 and find a way to break into the prime universe and reclaim the show that was stolen from us.
#observationdeck
I really dislike Cap's new costume. It looks so incredibly stupid. #observationdeck
I'll promote you instead. Are you by any chance related to a certain Mr. Tightpants?
And with metal that light, it'll feel like I'm wearing nothing at all. You might even say I'd feel...
*puts on sunglasses*
Stark naked.
I demand an entire suit of armor made out of this material. Stat.

I have spoken.
Barrels on heads?

GAME OF THE MILLENNIUM
There can never be enough love and praise showered upon Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. That is all.
Countdown to cease and desist letter from Bethesda...
What. The ACTUAL. Fuck.

That guy went so fast the system couldn't keep up with him. I thought those days were gone with the Sega. I'm... I need a cigarette.
Dude, easy way out: Go as Windham Earle disguised as the Log Lady. Just don the same outfit she does and when someone asks how many of you there are, crack him over the head with the log.
I did that last year. Realized I lived in San Diego, where no one gets the reference. Felt like a smeghead all day. Somehow this is Lister's fault. I'm putting him on report.
See, it's not even that. Quinto strikes me as being the sort that can tell if something is shite. Given this performance, I just wish that he had committed to the crazy. It would have at least made the series enjoyable for that one lone aspect.
God. I just look at this and WEEP knowing what Heroes COULD have been. Sigh. WTF Zachary Quinto. Why did you wait until NOW to show us this talent.
I thought I already had seen the entire pilot when they released the trailer for the series.

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK
I laughed far harder at the voice modulator than I had any right to. #observationdeck
Okay, out of the three seasons of Comunity, this week's episode is clearly one of the more brilliant ones. Who wants to see this same idea revisited later? #observationdeck
Ah yes, follow the rise, decline, and ignominious end of Daniel Jackson's career as an archeologist as he is laughed out of one symposium after another. Also, witness Jack O'Neill's drinking problems and mumbling disconnected mutterings while he sits on his son's bed and wonders how things got so wrong? Also, cue the numerous cuts back and forth to the Stargate itself, sitting inert and unused for two hours!

Best. Idea. Ever.
BUT WHERE DOES HE GET THAT SCARRRR?!! D:
Um... probably because Loki was the entire reason the Avengers assembled in the first place in the comics? Seriously. You're already on the Internet. Wikipedia's like one link away, man.
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