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Pictured: The molar bathos of sport
Untrained? Hardly. I doubt there's any man in Russia more comfortable on a slippery slope.
[on pitching mound]
"Hi - I'm Tim Wakefield, former All-Star pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. You know, people always used to ask me - 'Tim, what are you going to do after baseball?' Well, you're about to find out."
[cut to store interior]
"Hey there - come on in! If you're in the greater Boston area, and in the mood for a spicy Italian hero, a classic BLT, or just some good, old-fashioned, illegal bare-knuckle boxing, there's only name you need to know - Wakefield's Knuckle Sandwiches."
[bone snaps; scream of agony; crowd cheers]
"So come on down, and give us a try. We'll knock - you - out . ."
[ding ding]
" . . with flavor!"
I'm honestly surprised. Usually, vodka and limey go so well together.
The Pimp Hand in Deutschland
At nine seconds, the Ronaldo Breakfast Experience is just getting started.
If this finally forces Don out of boxing, at least he can fall back on that hype-man job for the U.S. Olympic Backstroke Team.
Panda and Shrieking Monkey Appointments Log, Feb. 16-17:
7PM-10PM: Stalk Bob Knight
7AM - Fourth Bloody Mary: Stalk Tony LaRussa
Negotiations StalLin!
Blackhawks vs. Rangers
Tonight, 6:30 PM
That Channel None of You Actually Get
