StratfordX commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking

"this enters the 24 hours news cycle in 4...3...2... and America was introduced to Slut Machine via Orly. there's symmetry there, I just can't put my finger on it."

StratfordX commented on We're Just Praying Corey Haim Doesn't Read The Comments You Leave Under This Video

"@claritydiamond: weed don't count."

StratfordX commented on Thoughts About Thinking & Drinking

"@HollyHiggins: charming and mature."

StratfordX commented on Led Zeppelin Uncomfortable With Licensing Songs To Rock Band, Guitar Hero

"@edgeblade: "whattya mean jock rock?"

StratfordX commented on Led Zeppelin Uncomfortable With Licensing Songs To Rock Band, Guitar Hero

"@Corrin: @ihateeverything: @P3nnst8r: More musicians does not make better music."

StratfordX commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

"what you bitches all stuck up for."

StratfordX commented on Come Party With Kotaku

"the golden gopher is a nerd-girl panty-dropper, stratford tested and approved."

StratfordX commented on Girl-On-Girl Singer's Shameful Christian Past

"...Sucks This?"

StratfordX commented on Dude Says Diamonds Are "Profoundly Anti-Feminist," And Not Just Because He Can't Afford One

"@lululechou: all the dead people?"

StratfordX commented on Dax Shepard, Kristen Bell: It's A Stretch

"she told *me* she couldn't hold that position very long or she'd cramp. pfft."

StratfordX commented on Spider-Man Deserves Better, Yo

"guy make s a fuckin' strong point."

StratfordX commented on Paris Hilton Proves You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin, But You Can Be Too Stoned

""Paris Hilton Smokes Weed" or "Paris Hilton acquires likeable qualities". Now "Paris Hilton quits Weed" or "Nevermind.""

StratfordX commented on D&D Alignments in the TF2 World

"Unaligned!"

StratfordX commented on D&D Alignments in the TF2 World

"any discussion of D&D automatically has to include discussion of how 4th edition sucks."

StratfordX commented on Incredible Detailed Spoilers For Wanted

"@Keen314: this fails to make it sound any less fuckin' horrible."

StratfordX commented on Michael Ironside (And His Ego) No Longer Sam Fisher?

"you can act for a better hard-case canadian character actor."

StratfordX commented on Psychic Kids: They See Dead People

"one hundred percent bullshit."

StratfordX commented on "I Have Genital Warts. How Do I Guiltlessly Have Sex?"

"Nice Rack."