Is anyone else still waiting for him to apologize for "Practical Magic," "The Da Vinci Code," "Angels and Demons," "I, Robot," "I Am Legend," and everything else he's ever written? Okay, I hated "A Beautiful Mind," too. #akivagoldsman
Okay, I originally thought goats were doing the organ harvesting, and I thought "Awesome! Option that sucker for a kickass sequel to Black Sheep!"
Okay, so he doesn't look like he's going to start sparkling anymore, but is it just me, or is the Doctor looking a mite... drab?
@AngryEddy: Make that 135% if we get to see his dangly, uncircumsized Martian peen.
Okay, who sneezed on the scanner? It was Graeme, wasn't it?
@Annalee Newitz: Actually, I was referring to the whole stars/no stars/tiered/grayed out/social promotion thing. But yes, that whole IE thing sounds bad, too... though IE users should be conditioned to bad things by this point...
Anything that involves setting Nic Cage on fire gets an automatic green light in my heart.

P.S. the Comments are still broken. Isn't anyone ever going to fix this?
Sweet! I just found a new theme song!

But who weaponized Alfred Hitchcock?
Well, it doesn't have to be an apocalyptic, game-changing mini every single time, but large-scale stories spread out over multiple (but limited) episodes is a format the Brits have always excelled at. See "Prime Suspect," "Cracker," and even the first twenty-six seasons of "Doctor Who." Bottom line, if they've got a story that supports this format, this is the format to stick with.
@Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.: I refuse to join until the membership dues are reduced to three virgins and ONE quart of unicorn blood.
Personally, I'd move the Twilight panel to run first, make Twihards of all (or no) genders get up at 3 a.m. to get in line, then order security to sprinkle the line with glitter every twenty minutes.
...but does El Capitan get "Baywatch" on that thing?
I particularly like the Patlabors, which display their license plates on their crotch.
The rat from "The Abyss" beats alla you posers! ...except K-9.

Blarp deserves more than "Honorable Mention." Testicular cancer, perhaps.

Speaking purely as a rodent, I too know when to desert a sinking ship.
Re-appraisal: "Batman and Robin" is a $120 million dollar movie that occasionally relies on cheap reverse-photography tricks... that don't work.

I snuck into this one without paying, and still felt like I'd been ripped off.

What "Indy IV?" There are only three Indy movies. Three.

THREE, DAMN YOU!

Evangelion! Runs like a girl when piloted by a girl, and eats its foes when berserkered!

Or SDF-1. Or Patlabor. Or Megas XLR. Or...

Guys... c'mon, now. Jose Ferrer as Captain Nemo, defrosted in modern times to fight robots with laser guns. You's have to add Gojira! and Westley Snipes in a blond flat-top for it to be more super-awesome than that.
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