Regarding "b": I would agree, but "Al Christa" sounds like the name of a small-time chef or maybe a used car dealer. "Come on down to Al Christa's Chevrolet, where savings are fundamental."
One Kickstarter campaign at a time, people! Don't forget even more people than the ones donating are going to have to actually buy the game for this to be a viable model.
Somehow, also racist. Look, there's no way this ends without racism. It can't be me that's racist. I'm white. A white racist? That's racist. So it has to be you.
Then again, I also liked the Alien Ant Farm cover of Smooth Criminal. Nothing makes sense.