You can murder countless people in the game, but a fart and a dildo is too much? You'll have a whole lot more fun with this game if you don't take yourself so seriously. Come on, you know it's funny.
I for one hope you can have dildo bat/sword battles.
*raises hand*.. all that will change once Skyward Sword comes out. Then the Wii is going into storage as I'm quite sure that will be the last Wii game I buy and play.
You know where I meet someone when I'm selling something on craigslist? Inside my bank. Only the truly deranged would start something in there. Not saying that it wouldn't happen, but it's not a bad place to go and the bank doesn't care if I carry out a personal transaction there.
I preordered Dragon Age 2 from Best Buy. I had to do a big run-around to get the dlc bonus code for some odd amulet or something. I called and emailed several different times to Best Buys customer service line.
But here's the very happy ending. Over the course of the next 3 days I received 3 codes for the same item. I used one and sold the other 2 on Ebay for $60 a piece. Yes, people pay that much for dlc codes. I didn't expect to get that, I started the bid at $1. So I got the game for free and then some when all was said and done.
If you're going to spend $60 on just a dlc code you get from a preorder... why not just preorder the game?
Well, I don't remember to be honest. It's been so long since 8 was released. Haven't played it since, with just a clear sense of dislike for it. Who knows, maybe I'll be bored enough one day to give it a go again. I could always have it on my PSP. And yes, I will stick to a guide.
Oh, then you're fine, because the Xbox is the one with the good controller and the exclusive. ;)
Really though, I used to think the dual shock 2 was the best controller ever designed until I started playing the 360. Maybe it depends on the size of your hands. I really don't know.