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Mushroom Mushroom!
So all this s*** is just to make up for the indiscretions of her youth?
Good: The Asylum movies aren't listed individually. The list would be a heck of a lot longer.
Bad: The Asylum movies aren't listed at all, not even as a single entry encompassing their collective badness.
Looks like the Electric Line to me. Then again, that's the only Metra line I've ever taken.
And here I thought the only thing to do when you're bored in Kentucky is become a correspondent for YouTube Sports.
Did someone put their Jezebel in my Deadspin again?
Spinoff series? A traveling circus full of Nimoy clones is where the real money is.
So everybody who's driven within 5 miles of ESPN gets a sitcom now?
Lurker DUAN!

Things happened to the site today that I don't like. I demand more from a service I pay nothing for!!!

There, I said it for everybody else, so shaddap!
Actually, David Wain tweeted about a month ago that he was recording the new season of Superjail (complete with pic of him in the booth)!

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@Hurricane_Ditka: Who wonders who takes a picture of a person who strikes a pose with a laptop with Cam Newton's name painted on it in the first place?
Remember: ACTUAL fighter pilots have super cognitive control. Actors playing fighter pilots....eh, not so much.

/the more you know
@KillerBee: The Air Force Museum is a better choice than the Armstrong Museum in Wapakoneta (which I was about to make a pitch for).
When the hell was this High School Reunion Horror Story contest? I have a great one about a drunk midget trying to fight me at my five year.

Oh, there it is. *submitting now*
@db4dbms: What I wouldn't give to clean this up and redo the voiceover.
Can't wait for the very special episode on how blogs don't matter.
Happy Birthday Deadspin! I'm no good at saying things on occasions like this, so how about I just hoist a pint in your honor and then take a dump in the fishbowl after a few more?

#deadspinbirthdaycard
Damn double post. F***in' Internet, how does it work?
You know, I think I turned down a friend request from her a month ago. Or someone pretending to be her. Or someone pretending to be a female. I can't remember.