ZeroCorpse commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built

"@SonOfMagicFact: I didn't "judge" anyone, asswipe. I offered advice (ie "drink in moderation") and I suggested that you might not feel like shit the next day if you didn't drink yourself into a stupor. I didn't call anyone names."

ZeroCorpse commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built

"@mcsurfer3393: Yeah."

ZeroCorpse commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built

"@GadgetPlay: So you're a drunken slob who regularly gets hangovers and is proud of it, eh? To each their own."

ZeroCorpse commented on Crack Open a Synthehol With Classic Star Trek Bottle Opener

"Yeah."

ZeroCorpse commented on The Greatest Hangover Machine Never Built

"I won't tell you not to drink, but you know, once you grow up a little bit you're understand a little word known as "MODERATION" -- You don't have to drink yourself stupid."

ZeroCorpse commented on Dell to Sell XP after June 30, Microsoft to Pretend They're Selling Vista to Save Face

"I don't want Vista."

ZeroCorpse commented on Peach, Samus Return To Feast Upon The Living

"1."

ZeroCorpse commented on And The Winning Tattoo Is...

"You should start hanging out with Zune Guy."

ZeroCorpse commented on Psystar Won't Let You Reinstall Leopard By Yourself

"Yeah."

ZeroCorpse commented on Sexy Lady Offers to Harvest Virginity of Net Neutrality-Supporting Nerds (NSFW)

"Apparently, she's going to be dead in 13 days anyway. If you want to nail her, virgins, you'd better hurry."

ZeroCorpse commented on Sexy Lady Offers to Harvest Virginity of Net Neutrality-Supporting Nerds (NSFW)

"Nobody in America would care if we'd just go back to having legalized brothels. In the early 1900s the radical religious wackos fought to have alcohol, gambling, and prostitution outlawed, and they succeeded. Then we found out that it was an awful idea when people kept doing all three things, anyway, and we fostered criminal empires based on prohibition of these things. So we repealed alcohol prohibition."

ZeroCorpse commented on iFrogz Audiowrapz for iPod Nano Coming to a WalMart Near You

"I have one of these (black, with tire-treadz pattern) on sale at Amazon.com if anybody wants it... I didn't like it because it triples the iPod's thickness."

ZeroCorpse commented on GTA, On The Nintendo Entertainment System

"1."

ZeroCorpse commented on Question of the Day: How Many iPods Have You Owned?

"Pretty much every iPod, and every size, since 2nd Generation."

ZeroCorpse commented on Asian Blogstar Flames Back Apple, iPhone Fanboys

"I'm sorry, but if your nails hinder your ability to do things like use keyboards, push buttons, and interact with touch screens, then the nails are impractical and you shouldn't expect the world to accommodate your poor fashion choice. There was a cashier at a grocery store near where I once lived, and she had long, fake acrylic nails."

ZeroCorpse commented on LeaveMeAloneBox is Douglas Adams-esque in Its Simplicity

"Of course, if I'd have RTFA completely, I'd have seen that the coffin bank was already mentioned."

ZeroCorpse commented on LeaveMeAloneBox is Douglas Adams-esque in Its Simplicity

" `Been around since at least the 1960s in one form or another."