But...but...Hippo vs. Sperm Whale!

Pineapple vs. Earth!

Our shields can't repel insanity of this magnitude!

*pushes away from laptop*

Welp. I'm done with the internet for today.

*goes and plays with puppies*

They can throw rocks through bulletproof class. They don't "have" last names; they goddamned EARNED last names.

...likely from the dead that they impaled with rocks.

Is it wrong that I read the graphic as "Spacegoat?" And was thinking it was about draenaei?

What? It's Valentines Day?

I so want a Kale Eggo...

"Leggo my - y'know, on second thought, take it. Please."

There was one in the second picture - odd that it was the only shot.

Odd.

So very, very true.

And proof that they, themselves, are psychotic lunatics.

Brilliant - after all, it worked so well for Steve Jobs...
I agree. I like my Segways to be more manly.
Lieutenant Dan's gots magic shrimps!
Lift off and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to make sure.

Darth Yub-Yub...RISE.
So many spikes and fangs. You'd have to think, at some point, there'd be a Sith that just wanted to engineer something cute and fuzzy.

"What about a teeny wampa?! We could make him pink! Or green! Or red and black to match Darth Has-a-Horn-Fetish!"

The Mansion at Hulk Corner indeed.
This week on "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mother"...
Well that is the alternate version, but it required a much more complex X-pattern when reading to tell the story.

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