Pineapple vs. Earth!
Our shields can't repel insanity of this magnitude!
Welp. I'm done with the internet for today.
*goes and plays with puppies*
...likely from the dead that they impaled with rocks.
What? It's Valentines Day?
"Leggo my - y'know, on second thought, take it. Please."
Odd.
And proof that they, themselves, are psychotic lunatics.
It's the only way to make sure.
"What about a teeny wampa?! We could make him pink! Or green! Or red and black to match Darth Has-a-Horn-Fetish!"
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