I hate this line of thinking. Sorry to burst your bubble you McCarthy-ist backwards thinkers, but your little Tommy and Sally all take dumps and probably masturbate everyday. They're not little angels and are nowhere near as PG rated outside of school as you'd like them to be. So I'd not worry about whether or not your teachers are cussing and drinking PBRs while paying their electric bills whilst trying to grade your kids' piss-poor test scores. Calm down and maybe go fuck yourselves. I hear sexual release is a very good stress reliever.
Wait, what? Teachers can suspend other teachers?? So if Ms. Patton had a beef with Ms. Schwartz, she could just accuse Ms. Schwartz of stripping on the weekends and that'd be enough to get her suspended?