<![CDATA[Comments from andrew60647]]> <![CDATA[Comments from andrew60647]]> <![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Four Styles You'll Wear in the Future, According to Science Fiction]]> I want a celluloid tie, like Decker.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Meet Bruce Banner's Nemesis In New Hulk Trailer]]> Maybe I'd like to see what Peter Jackson or Guillermo del Toro would do with Hulk. I mean, Ron Perlman is nowhere near as big as Hellboy is made to look, and that's all pretty much done with prosthetics and angles.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Do We Need Graphic Torture in Our Dystopias?]]> @Marcus: washboarding also happens in jug bands.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Meet Bruce Banner's Nemesis In New Hulk Trailer]]> Distorted aspect ratio still make Hulk mad.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Forget Warp Speed, Try One Of These Alternative FTL Ideas]]> I'd do away with the ship, and just Wrinkle Time.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Going Halfsies With the Best SciFi Half Breeds]]> @Zantor: Yeah!

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Most Badass Robot Army Dream Team]]> @Scroggs!: Yes, ED-209! Awesome, except for the (and I thought this was a Dalek-reference-joke) thing about how it can't negotiate stairs.

And, what - no Replicants?

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Take the io9 Psychographic Survey]]> I'm sorry, but I bailed at the "How often do you give advice about _" screen. The survey's too long to do for free.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Creepiest Sex Robots In Mass Media Right Now]]> The vodkabot totally creeps me out. It's a robot body with strategically-placed bits of flesh where you'd want them on a woman. Like, no one cares about the elbow, but the butt's been done up right. I can't even imagine how anyone thought it would be a good idea.

Runner-up to the Svedka vodkabot - the dancing Heineken kegbot that appears to dispense beer from her womb.

Third runner-up - the sexy showerbot that shaves that guy in that commercial.

I'm all for Molly Millions and Cameron the Terminatrix, but it really kind of disgusts me where those memes get twisted to in less thoughtful pop culture.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Dark Knight Scene So Shocking, You May Never See It]]> DSTRYA: Honestly, I missed it, too when I was a kid. Also, "Three's Company" was one of the shows that my parents discouraged me from watching, so I didn't see a whole lot of it. And then, a couple years ago, there was an episode of "Friends" where someone had a line like, "It's like that episode of 'Three's Company' where Jack pretends to be gay and there's a misunderstanding about who's sleeping with who," that made the whole show click for me.]]> <![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Expelled Conspiracy Revealed!]]> <![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Iron Man Armor Now Comes With Proprietary Software]]> sumocat: You read the "Evil Genius" article in this month's Wired, too, right?]]> <![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Dark Knight Scene So Shocking, You May Never See It]]> Jack was just silly. He pretended to be gay so that the Ropers wouldn't evict him, but he was straight.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books]]> @Surreality: Ah, it was; Mystery Men was based on some Flaming Carrot comic characters.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Species Extinction Goes Cutesy in New 3D Pixar Flick "Newt"]]> I'm optimistic that, if anyone can plant the seed of conservationism in the hearts of a generation of kids, Pixar can.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books]]> Jamie Kennedy kind of gives me the rage, but Rob Lowe's presence in the movie pretty much makes up for it.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Coming War Between Religion And Super-Science]]> @JennaW > If no one belongs to this group, how is this taking place?

They are vocal, connected, organized and well-funded.

We (avowed believers in demonstrable science) have no churches. No regular, appointed time to get together and affirm our beliefs. No one has ever offered to come over to my house and help me fix my fence because we share a belief in natural selection.

It's interesting that this discussion is happening here, now. This week, The Onion's AV Club is running an interview with the Mythbusters guys, both of whom recently went on record with their interest in lending their celebrity to the cause of evolution/natural selection.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Coming War Between Religion And Super-Science]]> > But I've been racking my brains to think of science fiction stories that depict the conflict between science and religion in a compelling way.

Asimov/Silverburg's "Nightfall" deals with this; there's an idea in the story that the church is the only establishment old enough to remember the last apocalypse, even though it's been thoroughly mythologized in the last 2000 years.

"Childhood's End" puts forth the idea that our Lucifer is based on these demonic-looking aliens that periodically come to Earth to push us to the next evolution.

"Stranger in a Strange Land" deals with an intersection of religion and science.

I don't think it's completely impossible for religion and science to coexist. For instance, many of us who were raised Catholic in the last 30 years were taught in Sunday school that Genesis articulates the poetic truth of The Big Bang as it would have been understood a couple thousand years ago.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Many Lessons That Star Wars Can Teach]]> I took a class in postmodern theory in college, and the first "text" that we studied - the guidebook that the prof used to introduce all of the themes that we would study throughout the semester - was Blade Runner.

I'm just saying that there is value in picking easier entrypoints to complex literary systems. If watching Star Wars gets you a foothold in Mayan mythology, great.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Which Scifi Franchises Should Go Head-To-Head Next?]]> Kind of obscure, but Soldier's genetically engineered super soldiers vs Blade Runner's Replicants. Supposedly, they take place in the same universe.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Scifi Clothing You Can Wear on the Street Without Fear of Reprisals]]> I have a Blue Sun baseball cap. It's SF, and it's subtle.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Dark Knight Scene So Shocking, You May Never See It]]> @Gospel X: >Come to think of it, I really want the Joker to tell Batman he wishes he could quit him. That would be awesome.

That totally reminds me of the panel in Dark Knight Returns where Joker is at the county fair, and he sees Batman coming for him and whispers to himself, "Oh, darling."

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books]]> @Charlie Jane Anders: In all fairness, Whitworthian remembered it before I did. I was just offering the sad internet nerd version of a high-5.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Dark Knight Scene So Shocking, You May Never See It]]> "You complete me" is Jerry McGuire, and more apropos for the Joker/Batman relationship. "I wish I could quit you" is Brokeback.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books]]> @Whitworthian: Yes, The Specials. Totally underrated.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Boll to Spielberg: I Will Crush You Like The Hack You Are]]> He has a doctorate in literature? I guess that means his movies aren't awful - they're po-mo.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on The Strangest Story About The Matrix You'll Ever Hear]]> @shudderstep: > Sci-Fi needs more gay.

Yeah! And none of this "I'm actually a symbiote without a gender identity of my own" copout crapola.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Eight Reasons Why The Hero's Journey Sucks]]> I would like to say that "Aliens" is an example of the hero's journey tale with a woman as the hero. Further, Ripley is one of the very, very few women heroes in sf who is not a sexpot fantasy babe who acts like a man; Cameron makes damn sure you know that, at the end of the movie, you're seeing two mothers fight over an orphan child. Myth-wise, it fits the mold of the Inanna/Persephone myth, where a mother goes to hell to bring her daughter back.

I'd also like to say that I agree with the others who feel that the tongue-in-cheek articles here really don't work; they're not insightful enough to be satire, not funny enough to be comedy.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Genetic Engineers Create Mice With Proto-Wings]]> @Athaliah: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on New Proof That Every Scifi Epic Is Based On Joseph Campbell]]> I think Neuromancer scores a 19 - it's got everything except the battle with the brother.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Genetic Engineers Create Mice With Proto-Wings]]> I, for one, welcome our new genetically-enhanced next-generation bat overlords.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on New Book Reveals All the Superman Movies That Never Were]]> On the "An Evening With Kevin Smith" DVD, he talks at some length about the process he went through writing his Superman movie. At one point, Big Blue had to fight a giant spider because, in the words of the producer, "The spider is the king of the insect kingdom." That producer's next movie: Wild Wild West. (There's also some great stuff about Tim Burton and Prince.)

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on New Proof That Every Scifi Epic Is Based On Joseph Campbell]]> Another great source for studying comparative mythology is Claude Levi-Strauss. But I think it definitely says something about the universal human condition that there are such gross similarities between the mythologies of the Aztecs, the Norse, the Romans, the Egyptians, Pacific Islanders... Certainly, some of it can be accounted for looking at trade routes, but I don't know how else you explain the pre-Columbian stuff.

The hero's journey is, at a certain level, the process by which many of us become adults. Responsibility is thrust upon us, we reject it, we're kicked out of the nest, we look for guidance, etc etc, our parents/mentors die, we have children (master of both worlds). I bet most of us could chart our own lives along this list.

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<![CDATA[andrew60647 commented on Two Gibson Adaptations, But Only One Peter Weir Movie]]> Reason #1 not to be upset: I doubt the Neuromancer movie will happen. This is the third or fourth time I've seen notice that the movie is officially in development.

Reason #2: Nothing can spoil my love for the book. The audio book is actually pretty great - Gibson reads, and there's some incidental music by U2.

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