<![CDATA[Comments from bluewyvern]]> <![CDATA[Comments from bluewyvern]]> <![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Dr. Horrible's Tag-Along Sidekick?]]> That's "RichAndMark", not "RiffAndMark". You could just go ahead and turn that into a link, while you're at it -- not that there's anything remotely worthwhile on the site, but I did enjoy this video.

I liked Act III, too, though like pretty much everyone I was a little stunned at the ending. It seemed like this whole project was the ultimate realization of that idea that superheroes are nothing but testosterone-fueled muscle-bound bullies, and mad scientists are just misunderstood nerdy guys -- but instead of turning it around and letting the nerd prevail and have his moment of glory, instead he gets there and realizes it's -- not really worth it?

I totally expected him to reanimate Penny and bring her back as his evil zombie girlfriend so they could rule the world together.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Time Travel Agency Posters for Your Favorite Eras]]> @booktart: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Now I have to have -- well, most of those, really. Definitely Venus. Wow.

Pluto would go nicely side-by-side with Ice Age.

Where am I going to get all this money, dammit?! Anyone need a kidney?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Spider-Man Finally To Lose Virginity]]> @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: "Basically, don't make it too cheap. Don't have the Previews be like "Peter plugs that final, tricky hole!" or something equally crass. And don't center the entire issue around it. Basically, treat it like an important story beat and not a stunt and it'll be fine."

Pretty good advice for basically anyone considering sex, really.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Best Superhero Penis Joke Ever]]> I'm loving this. I'm also taking it as proof that Whedon's coolness is independent of the particular merits of Buffy or Firefly...which means that Dollhouse will rock. Right?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Being Lazy Isn't Your Fault -- It's Genetic!]]> I knew this already. Just ask my mother. When she wakes up.

...I'm going to bed.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Watch Jeff Carlson Kill, and See Aliens Get Laid -- In Book Trailers]]> Trailers for books? What?

Is this a dispatch from some alternate universe? How long has this been going on? Where are these things shown? Why would you even do that?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Time Travel Agency Posters for Your Favorite Eras]]> Cool. Want.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on The New Hottest Spot in the Milky Way]]> Wrong. The hottest spot in the Milky Way is my place on a Saturday night.*

Ohhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.

*It's not, really, but I was worried that no one else would make the joke.

Nice star, btw.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on I Love It When A Plan Totally Doesn't Come Together]]> Oh, btw -- I don't think anyone congratulated you on the absolutely perfect image for this post. Well done. :D

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on I Love It When A Plan Totally Doesn't Come Together]]> Yeah, shocked not to see Farscape mentioned.

Now, it's been a while for me, too (I've actually been working up the mood to do a rewatch the past couple of months), but at one time each episode was inscribed into the squishy parts of my brain...let's see if they're still there...

The first Big Plan Gone Awry is when Crichton impersonates a Peacekeeper commander and lets a team of elite PK commandos board the ship. Their cargo, a hostile virus, gets loose, everyone dies, and Aeryn gets mortally wounded. Next Big Caper: infiltrate a Peacekeeper base to get a medical sample that can save Aeryn's life. This is where Crichton meets Scorpius, who straps him to the Chair, tortures him, learns he has wormhole knowledge, and plants a chip in his brain, to haunt him and hunt him and dog him for years to come.

Apart from that, the classic failed plan is the one IchabodCrane mentions, the fantastically ballsy heist on the Shadow Depository with a mercenary gang cobbled together from various bad guys and criminals Crichton's faced and defeated in the past. (One of them's even reformed and turned pacifist -- Crichton just knocks it out of him and turns him violent again so he can get his help!) Things go horribly wrong, everybody dies, but they do get the loot -- which turns out not money but deadly parasites that infest Moya and have to be removed with fire that scars and almost kills her. This leads the crew to seek a doctor, who makes many other bad things happen...

Man, I miss Farscape. That was a fantastic show. *wipes tear*

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on The Moon Rocket Project NASA Doesn't Want You to Know About]]> I just want to know why you would call a moon rocket Jupiter. Or Ares, for that matter. Can't they think of some new, more appropriate names?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on 3GTV Is Hoping To Make You Miss Doctor Who A Little Less]]> @TracyHamandEggs9: Tasty? I was left alone in the living room with a tv left on too long one day (after watching Doctor Who, actually), and Robin Hood came on, marking the first time I've glimpsed the show apart from the odd commercial spot. I sat there out of boredom (and I was waiting for people to come back for more tv viewing), but I wanted to gouge out my eyeballs. Light and fluffy is one thing, but this was just BAD.

@Numerous: I just finished watching all of Hex at a friend's suggestion, and...I still don't know what to think of it. No show in recent memory has baffled my critical faculties as thoroughly as Hex. Is it just a Buffy rip-off, or do I like its low-key, postmodern take on supernatural goings-on? Do I enjoy the angels-and-demons, cosmic battle stuff, or am I perplexed how everyone seems to take consorting with devils and the End of Days in stride, and how even when the school is burning in a sacrificial orgy and the world seems poised to end, matters never seem that urgent or the stakes terribly high? Are the characters complex and interesting, or baffling and unknowable? I dread the day my friend asks me what I thought, because I know I'll collapse in a confused and inarticulate puddle of goo.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Our "Tru Blood" Taste Test]]> So there's a real beverage, too? I didn't know that. I thought it was just like those fake commercials they did for funeral products in Six Feet Under. Interesting.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on UFO Over Gdansk]]> I like how it starts paralyzing spectactors on the ground at the end, as evidenced by the collapse of the camera operator.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on You're Superhuman! So How Do You Save A Kid From Bullies?]]> @kidvicious: The supercomputer can read, too. Your comments have been filed.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who's Midlife Metacrisis]]> @Fall-Apart: Buh? Did I miss something? I thought that Mr. Smith was always Sarah Jane's pet computer -- all that stuff about him being evil I thought happened sometime before SJA. I sat through all of SJA once, I don't remember any of that. Don't tell me I need to watch it all again...

(*knows she probably will anyway*)

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who's Midlife Metacrisis]]> Oh, one more thing -- @SomnambulantHobbit: "Rose would have killed to be with our Doctor but she still had to go back."

She went back because Doctor Brown asked her to take care of Doctor Blue -- when the Doctor asks you to do something, you don't refuse lightly -- and sweetened the pot with the prospect of a romantic relationship with him. It was just barely enough to convince her, as you can see by her reaction. She's still torn. She (and the rest of the Pete's World immigrants) didn't have to go back because they belonged there or the universe would fall apart, or anything. Doctor Blue was the only one *required* to leave the universe. I suppose Rose could have said "Nah, screw that, he'll be fine. I'm coming with you." She did have a choice.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who's Midlife Metacrisis]]> @SomnambulantHobbit: Well, Mickey was the only one who made the choice to move to Pete's World in the first place (rather than getting trapped there), and he did that to be with his Gran. She's died now, so there's nothing to go back for -- he doesn't want Rose in his face any more, and all things being equal, he'd probably prefer to live in the more familiar universe of his birth than the strange one with airships and cell-phone implants and a network of burned-out Cyberman conversion facilities stretched across the traumatized globe.

It made great sense to me, and didn't seem contrived or bother me at all -- I was a little surprised to see that it stuck out to anyone.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who's Midlife Metacrisis]]> @Discodave: You got it. I agree with pretty much everything you said.

Donna's ending is incredibly tragic. But I'm sure her "no" was fear and denial, not rational refusal. Either way Doctor-Donna dies, and those memories are destroyed -- the question is whether or not Supertemp Donna gets to live a life afterward. And I'm sure the Doctor knew that her family would much rather hear "Here's your daughter back the way she was when I found her," than "Your daughter's head asploded. I'm so sorry."

I wanted the Doctor to take Wilf so bad. He obviously has a companion's spirit of adventure and has proven quite capable. But as he showed us already with Mr. Copper, old men need not apply! Mr. Copper quickly showed his true colors, though, being all domestic and thrilled with a house with windows and furniture, and clearly not adventuring material. But Wilf really wants to see the stars, poor guy. I always thought Donna should have asked for at least one trip in the TARDIS for her old grandpa, just a quick spin around the solar system or something.

Doomsday was a nice and right-feeling ending, I agree. But since Rose inevitably came back, I think Journey's End is actually pretty acceptable as a secondary ending. It's only cloying and outrageous if you think it's supposed to be a picture-perfect happy ending tied up in a bow with a dollop of whipped cream and a cherry on top, but it's not. RTD knows it's not (listen to what he says in Confidential), Rose knows it's not, and I daresay both Doctors know it, too.

Maybe the shippers think that after that final shot of the bay, the Doctor and Rose stroll hand-in-hand a few feet offscreen to where a big canopy bed waits on the sands, white linen blowing in the ocean breeze, harps singing and smiling putti fluttering in the wings. They swim in cascades of love, as the Doctor brings Rose to the edge of bliss and whispers his true name in her ear as she calls out their love to the skies and the planets align in cosmic harmony...

But really, if we were to follow them beyond that moment, I suspect things are rather rockier than that, and there's the potential for some rather serious tension and even ugliness before they work it out. That wrongness that makes us all so uncomfortable is intentional, and pretty dramatic. It's not as neat as it seems. And that makes it okay.

Incidentally, the Doctor seems to keep doing this. It's basically the same thing he asked of Pete and Jackie (where it also felt uncomfortable and wrong, but without the story seeming to acknowledge that at the time) -- he asked them to accept a substitute, similar but not the same, to replace the person they had loved and lost. And it worked, apparently. I guess close only counts in horseshoes and Pete's World.

As far as why Mickey "got" to stay on the original Earth -- it wasn't so much that he got to stay as that the others were all required to return for one reason or another. Jackie had left Pete and her son behind, so she was going back, although there's a good chance she might have uprooted her family to follow Rose wherever she went. She might have preferred her wealth and status in Pete's World, though -- it's hard to say, since she was never exactly the decider. Doctor Blue had to be quarantined from the original universe (why again? That bit seemed a bit hand-wavey, tbh), so he had to go -- and Rose, who definitely intended to stay now that she finally got through, was assigned to go back and look after him. Mickey just didn't have any reason to go back. Plus we want him on Torchwood.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on In The Battle Between 3D And IMAX, We All Lose]]> The last and only IMAX movie I've seen in recent memory was The 300, so instead of two-story boobies, it was two-story pecs for me.

And since I wasn't sitting in one of the three seats in the very center, the only tolerable vantage point in the entire theater, it was a rather vertiginous experience, all told.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?]]> Love Torchwood, but they're a little short on manpower and I have to admit that terrorism isn't really their thing. Rogue aliens is, and that requires a completely different skillset.

Obsidian Order would probably be best, but since they're not an option, I'm going with Tal Shiar -- alien, from the future, large, organized, highly disciplined, and a bit ruthless. They would have to get the job done.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on One Step Closer to Tricorders, with Handheld Device that Identifies Life Forms]]> Lifeforms...you precious little lifeforms...you teeny weeny little lifeforms....where are you?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on How Alternate Reality Helped Me Survive the Dentist]]> It's like your very own Head Six helping you through Cylon torture...

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Shroomin' At The Center Of The Earth]]> I saw a trailer for this in the theater, and the center of the earth looks like a beautiful place. Too bad they decided to have a crappy movie in it.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who's Robot Dog Finally Hitting The Big Time]]> After "School Reunion", I was afraid that Sarah Jane's spin-off would be all about her adventures with her plucky robot dog. I was so relieved when it turned out that she'd chucked him off into a wormhole and he barely figured in the series. Not that Mr. Smith is any more tolerable as a robot helper companion, but still.

K-9 is best in small -- teeny, tiny -- doses. Like in the Doctor Who version of the Weakest Link when K-9 was the first one voted off. He does not need his own show.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Find Out The Secrets Of Shepherd Book]]> Very cool. You know, I picked up the first three Serenity comics and have them just lying around, I really should read them. They look nice, anyway!

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year]]> @nutmeag: Girl crush? Well, if you really want, but I could understand it better if it's, like, a purely physical thing. There's deadpan acting, which I can be quite a fan of, and then there's just incompetent acting, and hers strikes me as a staggering example of the latter. Read the review I was moved to write after watching Tin Man if you're at all interested in hearing me bang on about it...

But since I don't feel up to a big ID discussion and it's impolite to hang around for the sole purpose of ragging on people one dislikes, I should probably just excuse myself from this thread now. Er, bye...

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Blinky Light Combination Lock Keeps Aliens out of Your Quarters]]> You'd have to do some *serious* keypad hiding, like, with your whole body, since the keypad literally lights up broadcasting the correct combination. You could see it from quite far away.

Nice, but like so many cool things, really, really, really impractical!

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on What Happens When You Kill Your Own Grandfather As A Baby?]]> @perun99: Killjoy. :P

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on "The Happening" Is the Biggest Intelligent Design Movie of the Year]]> Ignoring the religious/ID discussion for the moment, can we all agree that Zooey Deschanel is a blight? I can't understand how she keeps getting work. Her presence made Tin Man an even more traumatic experience than it was already on track to being, and lately the mere sight of her makes me a bit twitchy. Thanks for that last screencap! Vacant-eyed indeed... *twitch*

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Minimalist Scifi T-Shirts Are Subtle and Awesome]]> Nice. Geekery in general could use a lot more subtlety, IMO. Too many t-shirts are just about proclaiming an affinity, but these have style.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Who Wants A Soul Sword, When You Can Have A Light Saber?]]> What a strange thing to do. Everyone else in Soul Caliber is just a Soul Caliber character, why suddenly throw a few licensed characters from another franchise in? (Oh, wait -- $$$$.) This just seems dumb. Is Soul Caliber going to turn into some kind of multi-property Smash Bros now? (Indy vs. Vader! Spiderman vs. Godzilla! All your favorites in one big free-for-all!)

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on A Vibrator-Shaped Space Station (1961)]]> I think this proves only that the folks at io9 have dirty minds (as if we didn't already know that). I think this rocketship looks a lot less like a vibrator than most...

But whatever. Space is sexy, whoo!

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on When Humans Punch Aliens: The Video Remix]]> Wow, I've seen almost all of those scenes. Although I was also thrown by the Batman vs. Predator clip.

I was also starting to get a little worried that the Sisko/Q match wouldn't make it in, since it came so late in the video!

Glad to see the Farscape love. Crichton was awesome.

I only noted a few omissions, most of which I think were already brought up: that weird Voyager ep Tsunkatse (yes, I actually remembered the name of the game/episode), the weevil-fighting scenes from Torchwood, and the Doctor getting slapped by various mothers, if slapping counts (and it should!) Martha's mother got him once, too. Oh, and Donna, more than once...

Anyway, nice video. :)

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on The Awesome Cars of Futuristic Smashing Death]]> I guess car things come in sparkly/gritty pairs. Must be why I bought Mario Kart Wii and GTAIV on the same day, too.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Secret Blueprints For Battlestar Galactica]]> @Log1c: The good news is that it can be easily cured by an infusion of human blood.

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Doctor Who Gives A Glimpse Of Its Own Future]]> I agree this was the wonderful, twisty, unusual, imaginative Moffat offering we've been waiting all season for...except for the trademark Moffat Scary Monster stuff, which felt a bit forced this time. To a degree we've already figured him out here -- gas masks, living statues, clockwork monsters, scare the kids, got it -- but even expecting a commonplace-turned-frightening monster with a catchprase, I thought the shadow monster was lacking. Maybe it's mostly the catchphrase this time -- "Who turned out the lights"? Kind of silly, wooden, and trying too hard to be the next chilling "Are you my mummy".

Other than that, though, I'm loving it. Mostly what I love about Moffat is that his plots don't follow conventional patterns, and that he finds so many disparate elements to throw -- to carefully weave into his scripts.

([strike] tag doesn't work? Boo! That's a valuable tool in the arsenal of internet snark...)

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Boeing Developing Planes with Frickin Laser Beams]]> "Chemical laser"? Huh?

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on Scifi Comedy With Ricky Gervais as a Lying Liar from Another World]]> You could have just posted the cast list and it would have been enough to get me thrilled. What a lineup.

And I should probably leave it, but @Darkedge: at least stick to slinging your poo at whatever the post topic is and leave your fellow commenters alone. Or you could even say something that's not filled with bile. Sorry, I'm mixing my scatological metaphors...

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<![CDATA[bluewyvern commented on The Wachowskis Aren't Done With Speed Racer Yet]]> Random observation: I have yet to see a single mention of this movie (not just on io9, I mean magazines, reviews, everywhere) that doesn't include the term "candy-colored". I feel like there's a drinking game in there somewhere.

Also:

"There's as many episodes of this cartoon so there's a lot of ideas, but if we make the sequel maybe that will be in 3-D, but I mean it would have been possible, because it was digital to begin with, to do it in 3-D and all those shots were rendered so it would have been possible."

This sentence is simply glorious, I just wanted to honor it in some way.

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