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"I can't imagine anyone finding that interesting."

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"@hortense: She's like some kind of mad modern oracle, spouting off gibberish that can, after close inspection and rigorous analysis, reveal the secrets of the celebrity music world. They should keep her in a cave in Greece."

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"@Kayleigh R."

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"@fatmonalisa: That'd take too long."

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"I'm just imagining Lindsay Lohan with some kind of stamp, or a bunch of glittery stickers or something."

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"@blackoak: Well, looking at my own coat, I think it may be that I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Never mind me, carry on about your business; I can show myself out."