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crashedpc /sarcasm
Fri 10 Feb 2012 3:29 PM
The Last Exorcism 2: Last Harder
Terminator 5: The Golden Years
Wanted 2: I Really Did, But Then I Didn't Want to After All.
Austin Powers 4: Aging Agent Acrobatics
Human Centipede 3: Eat Shit, Fans.
crashedpc /sarcasm
Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:28 AM
I think he played some old guy named Harry Brown? That was badass. But nah, too old, no way.
crashedpc /sarcasm
Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:24 AM
Would you like some apple pie?
crashedpc /sarcasm
Fri 10 Feb 2012 11:24 AM
Everything by Picasso now has a photo of Kim Kardashian slapped on it. It makes just as much sense, really.
crashedpc /sarcasm
Thu 09 Feb 2012 10:39 AM
I knew crotchrot would be the end of modern society.
crashedpc /sarcasm
Wed 08 Feb 2012 12:45 PM
Yes. Our rules are pretty clear, no personal attacks or insults. If I had been around I would have been them myself.
crashedpc /sarcasm
Fri 03 Feb 2012 9:05 AM
You'd think someone THAT green would have been eating more veggies or something.
crashedpc /sarcasm
02 Feb 2012 6:42 PM
They don't taste as good as cauliflowers, though.
crashedpc /sarcasm
01 Feb 2012 3:56 PM
And this is why holodecks should never be invented.
crashedpc /sarcasm
01 Feb 2012 11:25 AM
Lordy lord, it's like the concept of sarcasm is completely lost today.
crashedpc /sarcasm
31 Jan 2012 4:21 PM
A cookie a day.
crashedpc /sarcasm
31 Jan 2012 11:27 AM
Dancing shoes! DANCING SHOES! DANCE TILL YOU DROP DEAD
crashedpc /sarcasm
29 Jan 2012 11:17 AM
Ma'am, your arms are exposed to space. Wearing a helmet does fuckall when your arms are boiling away.
crashedpc /sarcasm
17 Jan 2012 4:56 PM
Please don't spear cancer, this will result much collateral damage.
Use mallet.
crashedpc /sarcasm
17 Jan 2012 2:04 PM
How does Ugg propose to hunt cancer?
crashedpc /sarcasm
16 Jan 2012 3:47 PM
Dookies? Pookies? Butt fudge brownies?
crashedpc /sarcasm
16 Jan 2012 3:24 PM
And let's not forget the more potent, Internet version of
#1
- Obvious News is Obvious, aka "Slow News Day?"
crashedpc /sarcasm
16 Jan 2012 3:05 PM
Oooh! This is like that poop meat story from Japan, right?
crashedpc /sarcasm
16 Jan 2012 3:05 PM
Penis penis penis penis.
crashedpc /sarcasm
16 Jan 2012 2:41 PM
So Monty Python skits ARE real, then.
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