I get what you're saying. It's like Final Fantasy... XXVI. But worser.
2 Credit cards and a debit card later, 3 free rentals tonight. WINNING.
I'm not a Facebook user. But I'm considering creating a new email address to have a new Facebook account named "GimmeYo Freebies" for the sole purpose of getting whatever discounts and promotions and free doo-dads people get for clicking like.

I don't need no "friends"! Just gimme sh!+. Facebook don't care. They rich!

Puerto Rican teenagers don't bicker with their mothers because Puerto Rican mothers will smack them across the face with a shoe. THAT HURTS. I'm interested how you would be able to tell they are Puerto Rican unless they have a gamertag like "BorinquenBOSS".
This game looks like a headache. It also looks like a headache.
I used to take an arrow to the knee, but then I became an adventurer like you.

Curved swords.

How about Only2clicks which Lifehacker prefers over iGoogle or Netvibes??

I still use it!

I fully agree with you. The movie or video game that this commercial was meant to make me rush out and purchase at the midnight release party... DOESN'T EXIST.
We should all be ashamed of ourselves..

I'm sad.

My GPS navigation device has the ability to simulate driving a route (in case you cannot find GPS reception). So sometimes I turn off the GPS purposely and hit simulate route and basically race a ghost.
"One thing led to another."

You know what comes next right? He does this to real women in Skyrim.
@Praetor: Envy of the Watercloset.
The Xbox Live Policy and Enforcement Team is being totally unreasonable. If they let this gamer try to get it right 34 times, they could have just as easily allowed 70 or 80 more tries. Meanwhile, because they kept on allowing access to Xbox live gold content, they made money.

EVERYONE should be allowed 34 chances. Or they could have told "Pound her stank" after the 33rd time that they were getting tired of it. If they can send a custom response like the one above, there's no reason why they could have told "Pound her stank" to "Quit your shit".
@maxinNrelaxin: play this in another tab while watching it.
@Zotster49: It's still a game. It still has to "play" like a game. In real life you can look at a notebook and not have it become a "menu of options". You can experience awkward dialogue because it's genuinely awkward, not because there's a pause between deciding what to do as a player of a game, and doing it in-game.

Rockstar had to make virtual representations of emotions based on what we as humans associate with certain emotions. I think they did alright. But real life still has them beat.
Found it! Of course you may want to adjust your monitor's color settings..
Sure it would. That's why they don't do it anymore! You're telling me you never played Outrun, or Cabal on a monitor with the CMYK color setting?
This is so inspiring. Just yesterday I figured out how to craft a torch. I CAN SEE AT NIGHT! F*** YEAH!
I was cool with Angry Birds until just now. I'm now tired of the attention it's been getting. This Jazz band and real-life level are the final straws that are breaking my camel's back.

To hell with Rovio and their stupid birds that require a slingshot to fly. I'm gonna go cool off by playing Portal 2, the best game ever with the coolest bad ass villain and my girlfriend Chell.
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