discomonkey commented on 2010 Ford Mustang GT, Sketched With Sketchy Speculation

"@Ray Wert: Everyone knows your source is Max Mosley...or is that your bitch? I get confused..."

discomonkey commented on 2010 Ford Mustang GT, Sketched With Sketchy Speculation

"Kind of seems like the Jalop is splitting hairs to make out like it's smarter than a reel prufessional maguzine... Why not just show us the CAD renderings, Mon Mothma?"

discomonkey commented on Undressing a Woman Using a Large Digging Machine: Crazy Construction Worker Foreplay

"I'd like to see him give her a sensuous massage now..."

discomonkey commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

"@Rabid Penguin: Except the driver was wearing his headphones wrong: "Gee this foam is sctratchy on my corneas...""

discomonkey commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

""Youth killed by helicopter while getting mail sparks debate about deaf people safety""

discomonkey commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

"@carmen89: I can't help it."

discomonkey commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

"Or is it Iraqis? Sigh..."

discomonkey commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety

"@frigg: Excellent point that I will prop up with an old joke: Right after the U.S."

discomonkey commented on What Exactly Is Jim Press Staring At?

""Nice whaletail""

discomonkey commented on Quote: Would a Modern Day MacGyver Still Use a Swiss Army Knife?

"@x23: or a quarter..."

discomonkey commented on Quote: Would a Modern Day MacGyver Still Use a Swiss Army Knife?

"MacGyver, you piss excellence."

discomonkey commented on Jeep Owner Clicks Bedliner Option One Too Many Times

"@discomonkey: frakkin' 'error on page' then you repost, then you look like Jacob Two-Two..."

discomonkey commented on Jeep Owner Clicks Bedliner Option One Too Many Times

"I'm not impressed until someone covers a Jeep in that textured spray that makes things like tabletops and lawn furniture look 'as if' they're made of marble. That would be badass..."

discomonkey commented on Jeep Owner Clicks Bedliner Option One Too Many Times

"I'm not impressed until someone covers a Jeep with that fake textured spray that makes things like lawn furniture look 'as if' they are made of marble. That would be badass..."

discomonkey commented on Gadget-Filled $2 Billion Home Makes Bill Gates' House Look Like a Shack

"I wonder what sort of positive impact you could have on the ecological issues of the day if you focused your energy on consumptive turds like this guy (not because he's rich, because he's using WAY more than his sustainable share of resources). Maybe make the top 100 consumers in the world spend one year living in a refugee camp, with no outside contact or support."

discomonkey commented on Gadget-Filled $2 Billion Home Makes Bill Gates' House Look Like a Shack

"Oh the huge mansionty!"

discomonkey commented on BMP Preparing to "Roll Out" 40-Foot Wide LED, HDTV Megascreens to an Event Near You

"Sure, it sounds good until some bastard from gizmodo brings a Kill-TV and ruins the show..."