I don't touch other people's phones for this very reason.
Burger King Breakfast Delivery.
I honestly thought this when I read the article title.
Rights to be in my sandwich.
That's not the point. Even the humor is fine. I've just seen Max write better stuff that doesn't resort to tabloid garbage. The way it's written is sensationalistic trash. For some reason the tone of the article annoyed the hell out of me. Not the content.

I get that it was SUPPOSED to be funny. But it just came off as trashy and stupid.

Thanks for using an over-abused image macro to describe your disapproval for my comments. This article is sensationalism at it's worst and makes anything meaningful that gawker might do pointless.

Occasionally Max posts something that isn't just trash, but this is trash.

Shortey is an idiot. No, dead babies were not used in actual food. Yes, one company used fetal stem cells as a testing platform for food additives.

Snark would be making fun of Shortey and calling him an idiot. This is excessive and pointless.

Edit: There's a easier way to say "Shortey is an idiot" than contacting companies and asking them stupid loaded questions.

Max, stop shit-mongering and just write an article that makes sense.

Or at least get the facts straight. The way you wrote this thing makes you look as loony as that Okie Assclown.

Holy shit, a good article that isn't shit-stirring or a self righteous op-ed. Nice one sir.
You should be more careful when engaging in the serious business that is commenting on an article on the internet.

1.You incorrectly assert I actually care about your opinions.

2. See #1

3.Seeeeee #1

Sounds like sour grapes to me.
The film is a disgusting misrepresentation of Islam and Muslims in america,but the racism towards Israel just as bad. You can both fuck off.
Why don't you fuck off back to Stormfront.
Eye for an eye. They wreck my mailbox, I wreck their Xbox.
Wish someone would raise a shovel at you.
Gawker would be funnier.
This can be taken in many places and many ways. +1
Yes, this reeks of election time scandal mongering , but its nothing worse than anything else that has been done by both sides.

It be a dirty game sir.

Thank Christ, Now Fuck Off you big beardy bitch.
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