The whole scene in the background of this picture looks like it's from the 1950s
A friend just forwarded this to me:

The AVP, Editorial Director of Gardening for Martha Stewart just left, and sent this as his farewell e-mail....it's magic...

I have been working on this farewell email for some time, but I can never settle on the right tone. So using all the past farewell emails as inspiration, I am sending you this multiple choice version:

I am so (sad/sorry/ecstatic) to be leaving (MSO/Living/Marthaworld). You are such a (great/amazing/intelligent/talented/aggravating) group of people. I have (learned/laughed/cried) so much in the past thirteen years, four months and six days. I will continue to be (inspired/awestruck/infuriated) by the (beautiful/amazing/unattainable) images that you present in the pages of the magazine each month. I will (truly miss/forever be haunted by/never lack for dinner table conversation after) working with you.

Please keep in touch: andrew.beckman1761@gmail.com and on Facebook (where I will never post my status). If you are ever in Portland (please look me up/join me for a drink/stay away from me and all of my loved ones).

#tips
I'm totally deleting your account, Adrian.
-The friendly neighborhood vegan sysadmin
Miss you already. Remember that time we got drunk and made fun of those people? Yeah, good times. Have a cigar...
I hope I'm half as cool as Betty White when I'm 300
@CecilFieldersFriedChicken: Seconded. That place has beer containers the size of my head. I'm surprised the guy got that far!
@TheClap: This episode of Futurama made me cry like a baby!!
@Foster Kamer: My arms are SO. SORE.
I'll miss the shit out of you, RIchard. Now, I'll just stalk you about town. YAY!
can we just be here instead?
Does this mean that the producers of They Live will be able to sue Mr. Fairey since he basically got his OBEY from them?

Just sayin...

You know what your puke is missing? The all important gastric acid.
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