I'm not feeling too bad about the guy getting shot, in the back or not, whatever. If it was my daughter he groped, he'd be lucky to only get shot.
i hope at least they don't have american TV in african refugee camps, because making them watch this would be the height of impolite.
then only the rich people who could buy their way around that policy would breed while everyone else was infertile. wait, that actually sounds not that bad. like idiocracy in reverse.
kids are jerks, they don't know any better. good on you for teaching them about how fucked up the situation really is. you may have sown the seeds of peace corps volunteers there.
Dude, is that thing even real? It is too cute to be real!
An attorney will take his civil case against OPD on a contingency basis, meaning he won't have to pay anything, and the lawyer will collect only a certain percent of the settlement, if they get it. And it certainly seems likely, so I'm sure he won't have trouble finding representation.
Is it just me or does he have a distinct case of Coke Mouth?
I mean, that hair is not really pink, is it? It's MAUVE. And that is disturbing to me.
My 6 year old daughter requested "a frog-ish cat" just now. Good luck! Seriously, I can't wait to see this.
I went through many jars of Palmer's cocoa butter on my belly during pregnancy, and no stretch marks. Honestly I think it's luck/genetics more than anything, but hey, I felt like I was doing something constructive--it smells like dessert and it's probably a lot cheaper than The Body Shop...just my two cents. Happy pregnancy!
Gah...vaseline on toast was one of Milhouse's favorite things to eat.
"51+16=love" (creeptastic stare into the camera)
THIS IS FUCKING PERFORMANCE ART, RIGHT? That is the only way this makes any goddamn sense to me.
Pyewacket was the name of our family cat that my parents swear taught me how to walk as a baby! Boy, haven't heard that in a while..
God, I just LOLed in the office, LOUD at that.
We call those "spider-crickets" down south. They are a true horror.
My protip: if it is physically possible to not wear a bra with said cute sundress, leave it at home.
Grave of the Fireflies if you've got it, but you might just cry yourself sick. I did.
No, it is always interesting when you notice a celebrity. I walked past Lenny Kravitz once and noted 1) he is like 4 feet tall and 2) he smells like a balled up wet washcloth. Of course, this was in the summer of 1997 so perhaps he smells better now. No taller, though.
I'm sorry. I understand, there really is a difference between yourself on a normal day and yourself after hearing terrible news, but I think the two come back together eventually.
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