I want your rad bromance.
"Maybe next season! You'll have to tell me if that happens, because I will not be watching." Richard, don't even joke. The recap is the only reason I stuck through the whole godforsaken season of High Society.
Richard, if I may so humbly put these up for your consideration - Crystal Blunderbeats and Crystal Boobysex.
Jessica Albas ColorMatch foundation is impeccable tonight.
Jonathans dress reminds me of my first Home EC project. I brought that poorly made pillow home and my mother couldn't even pretend to like it.
The final challenge should be to make a stunning evening receiving blanket for Heidis baby on the way.
The dress Mila is making gaps oddly around the breasts. Heidi will not like that.
Ok Anthony, dish it. Which designers shared awkward intimate moments back in the apartment that we will never see on the show?
WHOOOO! You deserved to come back, Anthony!
Anthony! Haaay! 3 things - 1. Love your pastel cardigans. @. What does Heidi smell like? I imagined it would be like flowers and vinegar. 3. Does Nina Garcia acknowledge the designers when the cameras are off or do you not exist to her at that time?
It wouldn't be so bad if you knew that people were going to be creative with it. Instead you know there will be an army of genitalia adorned with Louis Vuitton, Coach, Guess and Chanel logos. As if we are to believe that they were all endorsed and sponsored by the aforementioned brands. Not likely.
@Poop Cooper: This comment made me feel feelings for you.
I agree with all of these. I also nominate the phrase "I'm just sayin'." Yes, we all know you're "just sayin'" because you. just. said. it.
Let them scoff at how fat we as a country are getting. We'll see who gets the last laugh when the next ice age is upon us and we are protected by our layers upon sweaty layers of blubber. Genius.
As long as there is a market for Pabst Blue Ribbon, there will be birthers. Also.
@saythatscool: Is that something like a rusty trombone?
@Oy Veh (Informality Reigns): I know how you like it. You, me, after work. Bring some red wine and 3 rubber bands.
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