extracrispy commented on On The Internet, Everyone Knows You Want to Kill Them

"@rosaluxembourgeoise: I'm actually kinda impressed that Gawker responded to several of these. "Asshole is one word sir!" is classic."

extracrispy commented on Never Mind The Butter, Here's The Sex Pistols

"Wow, Metallica is really gonna have to step up to the plate if they want to reclaim the mantle of music's biggest sellout. I recommend Lars appear in ads for feminine deodorant spray."

extracrispy commented on Is Good Housekeeping Suggesting What We'd Like to Think?

"@sparkyl: Yeh, you're probably right. Old NUDIE magazines!!!"

extracrispy commented on Is Good Housekeeping Suggesting What We'd Like to Think?

"On the nightstand?"

extracrispy commented on Sadly, Johnny Depp To Play Three More Silly Characters

"@mockingbird: Yeh, I would have liked this post better if it was about how Tim Burton is a shitty director rather than how Johnny Depp keeps playing silly characters."

extracrispy commented on "I Mean It! I'm Really Running Away This Time. I'm Gonna Go Into the Woods and I'm Gonna Sew. And I'm Gonna Wear Hats. And I'm Gonna Harvest Cranberries. And I'm Never Ever Coming Back! Are Those Cookies?"

"Weakening economy closes city homeless shelters"

extracrispy commented on Do Reality Show Spoilers Actually Spoil Anything?

"@Nard: "Flavor Flav knows how to work it..." She's talking about a bagel slicer, right?"

extracrispy commented on David Blaine: Cheater

"@cheeseburgersandwitch: Agreed."

extracrispy commented on Chronological Comments Return

"@Sargasm: Oooooh, I like how the replies expand without refreshing the entire page."

extracrispy commented on FBI Nabs Man Who Guessed Sarah Palin's Password

"@graceless: Feds?"